Dear commenting assholes from viceland.

[dr_bootoo]

Read the first post on the new site. It actually talks about how the blog is unecessary and in the first post i explain why i did it. Throughout this blog i think i actually mention i shamelessly read other blogs. Who cares? You do apparently. But do you think I put this online cause I don't want people to read it

Comments

[anonymous]

fuck the vice haters.yes i stalked you from there,but i thinks yousa cute.bitches just jealous

[anonymous]

Thanks Mom.
Love, James

ummm

[dr_bootoo]

You realize you're just actively reading my blog now right? I mean, I don't mean to quote uffie but, if you hate me so much, what's up with your obsession?

And you're forcing me to write in my livejournal, a thing i wanted dead dead dead.

Check Murderaminute this mondayish, I should have a new blog for you to be offended by thenish

[anonymous]

i was the first anonymous,ignore the second.dammit i really do look like im stalking you!.anyways,you seem to lead an interesting life and have interesting friends(and youre all freakishly attractive),jealousy makes people type pointless, hateful things.dont bother answer them;)

okay.

[dr_bootoo]

Fair enough.

Thank you, and with that, is hopefully the last this website will speak.

[anonymous]

For the record I think you are a giant hipster try hard douche who needs to do his laundry more often and spend more money on clothes. And wash your disgusting greasy scabies hair you fucking queen street west parasite. I'll say this to ur face if you want next time I see you out and about.

[dr_bootoo]

Yeah, please do. I really want to talk to you on the street. What an unrivaled joy that would be.

You know what? I wrote this giant comeback to that, then just deleted it. You're irrelevant and don't warrent my attention. Keep reading about my life though loser, and keep getting angry at strangers with unfunny and mundane criticism that couldn't possibly be a shock because they are quite aware that's what lame and boring people would think of them in the first place.

Oops, I HAVE to say this. Try hard? What kind of an insult is that? I try hard at life? I'd fucking like to think so. What kind of pathetic lazy fuck are you that you put no effort in and think telling someone that they try hard when they leave the house could possibly be an insult?

Whatcha got in the pockets of your cargo shorts buddy?

Shit, I ended up writing something to you again. I really have to stop that.

Keep checking in on my life though!

[dr_bootoo]

Shit! I have to point this out: you called me a hipster as an insult.

Wow, you are quite the observational comic aren't you?

THEN you told me i had to spend more on clothes! ugh, MAN, you are loathesome. Really got your priorities straight don't you there buddy?

Please do me a giant favor, we are obviously very different people (and that's seriously putting it quite kindly), and you really need to adopt a more tolerant policy of people who are different from you. Don't follow them on the internet and suggest yelling out criticism on the street! Do you really want to be that person?

If so, nice life decision whoever you are. Way to be.

[anonymous]

please go back to writting blogs
love,
your fan

oh i've forgotten my fucking password but it's me.

[anonymous]

Oh how the fuck could I resist responding even though I know this is probably a put on.

Did you not click on that link at the top of the post? It's a link to a new non-livejournal site in which I do much of what I've done here but with much less material as my life is quite boring these days.

I've no idea why i'm even responding to this. I'm going to give this post the benefit of the doubt, the doubt being really really large, and play this like it was a sincere comment.

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