then i whipped out my whopper but we wasn't at burger king

[dr_bridget]

dear jesus christ:
sigfried and roy come to me in my dreams everynight
im not asking for a miracle i just want it to stop.

ACT I
the snow coming down in june was a mystery. the children made daisy chains out of...daisies

Comments

[secretlayer]

<3 i was sad when there was a line through your name today.

i was even sadder when there was a line of coke on your tits and david bowie refused to sniff it

i was the most sad when i was in line for david bowie tickets and you drank all my Coke.

[iidemosthenesii]

hahaha bridget...you are fucking amazing! haha

[stealyourheart]

sometimes i just don't know about you.....

HEY!!! YOU'RE PART OF IT!

[seairah]

RIGHT NOW:
I am enjoying a wonderful sandwich from Quiznos.
Thkning about you.
and masterbating to your background picture.
hahah just jking with you.
i love you bridget EGAN!
then:
THE ALIENS ARE COMING TO GET ME RIGHT NOW!
i shall see you in a new life my bestest friend.
my phone is blinking green and you know what that means.
THE ALIENS.
i am retarded and i need to shut the fuck up.
goodbye and goodday.
have a wonderful blah blah.
call me or else
you DIEEEEEEEEEEE!
hahahahahaha.
i love you.

<3.sierra
p.s- i am gay.