I'm sweaty and nauseated. I ate one too many a 25 cent burrito today. Friday was filled with bedsheet clad vigilante-ism and the Karate Kid Theme Song. Shanen played detective, but I got the confession. Cheetohs and Sparks don't leave the same DNA. Jonah had the best toga. I think he would make a great Cabbage Head from Kids In The Hall for ( Read more... )

i wake up in a pile of repugnant, defeated mess with razor wire abrasions on my leg. an inspiring two weeks twenty minutes gone towards four hours/four days/four weeks/four monthes/forever away from the eternity I wish I could spend reliving the 00:00:32 reassurance of 5:24am 8/26/05 which deemed all my shortcomings and paranoias moot and my true ( Read more... )

things seem swell. however, I always have this overbearing feeling that the worst possible scenario is going to play out for me, in almost every relevant situation. does that me paranoid? a pessimist? insecure? i've always painted myself as a level headed, self assured optimist. or atleast i've tried to paint that image to others. maybe my baggage ( Read more... )

via acts of public indecency i've regained my sanity. ridicule for EVERYONE.

irene: i found what was supposed to be the best ice cream place in the city - and i heard carnegie is much more over rated ( Read more... )

sitting in a cubicle every day for 8 hours with no real stimulation has granted me manic energy rivaling that of bruce wayne. if some pedophile in a bright green leotard covered in punctuation marks came by starting trouble, i'd dial 8 out, throw him down a flight of stairs, and then file him in the AOR drawer between radushinsky and rah rah russki ( Read more... )

my brain is bleeding. someone stick a cork in my fucking ear.

Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 73% Stability |||||||||||| 50% Orderliness |||||||||| 33% Altruism |||||||||||| 50% Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 63% Intellectual |||||||||||| 50% Mystical |||||||||| 36% Artistic |||| 16% Religious || 10% Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 70% ( Read more... )

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