I wonder if this actually makes them more likely to turn up here.

Passover is now over, which means I can eat actual bread again. I know we're supposed to be thankful for matzos, but it can be hard. When I was a kid, my mom made me peanut butter and jelly matzos to take to school. Have you ever tried putting jelly between matzos? It doesn't work well. That was one of the reasons I started making my own lunches.

So, recently, my best friend faked cancer in order to try to get high because he keeps forgetting that socializing is a somewhat easier way of enjoying yourself. I figured that in order to provide a better example, I should network more as well. So here I am.