Hahaha I am loving all these butch *blokes* running scared of feminism. Michael Buerk's programme was hilarious last night - the basic line was that because women are "involved with 80% of consumer purchases" (spurious figure spouted by King Twonk Dylan Jones), our whole culture is going to turn itself inside out trying to acommodate their fluffy ( Read more... )

It's getting a bit nuts now. I'm getting an *average* of 6 CDs a day now, not including the ones I buy. There's just no way I can listen to them all. I'll be trying to think about what I'm going to do with my friend's electro track, then I have to sit down and listen to the McFly album three times on the trot (it's got a couple of really good ( Read more... )

Fact. Nothing against fancification of your appearance, pleasing balms that make you feel nice etc, but the cosmetic industry is WAY out of control with its lies and its forcing people into ever more ridiculous get-ups in order to flog whatever repackaged industrial by-product they've come up with a wacky name for this week. Yes men should be as ( Read more... )

Years ago I ran and compered a cabaret club with electronic music. It ran fortnightly for two years, and those that went loved it, but because my friends and I a) were wilfully perverse and b) had cheesy mash for brains, it never reached a big audience or made us any money. At the time the 'Brighton club scene' tended to really look down its ( ( Read more... )

FACT.

What does it mean to you? Can it be a negative trait? I've been thinking a lot lately about the different varieties of confidence that people I know exhibit, but I'd like to hear what you think.

Anyone souf london, do come and relieve my tedium at having to play great records to trustafarian ingoramii! (9pm-2am, it's free)

Will do a proper blog update tomorrow.

My first ever car :) :) :) :) It's a very old Fiesta Ghia, gift from a generous ma-in-law, but it's in excellent nick and as far as I can tell on one drive around a few blocks it 'goes' (that's the extent of my car technical knowledge). I only got hooted at once on my first solo drive which aint too bad. I wonder if I'll be confident enough to ( Read more... )

Again, being 'a bit damaged' on Sunday seemed to help. Certainly people were more excited by the music than ever, including one lot who kept cursing me for 'forcing' them to stay and get drunk because they loved the tunes so, and the staff who did a lot of grinning and singing and dancing behind the bar. Monika, the Polish gamine head barmaid, ( Read more... )

Lovely, lovely, lovely to see all my old scratcher Brighton chums again - first time I've actually been out for a night there in twat-knows-how-many years... Mat Consume back from the dead and looking proper handsome in a ridiculous red coat that he could carry off... Jimbo Chungking slim in comparison to me which is always a ckufing shocker... ( Read more... )