Sounds like we could be great friends, because I am merely "twisted." This means that I can be your evil sidekick. Can I, huh? Huh? Can I please be your evil sidekick?
Ooooh, yeah, minions. Lil minions! They will do our evil bidding, just as I will salivate at the thought of helping Your Evilness spread the ungood everywhere we go. And our minions will hold bake sales and raffles to raise money for you, Our Beloved Incredible, Screaming Vile One! Then they will build you a massive fortress with Corian countertops and tile backsplashes in the kitchen and bathrooms. And you and I, your loyal-yet-still-very-evil sidekick will live in the fortress and we will have Evil wine and cheese parties.
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*shudder* I'm going off to create my army of mutant clones.
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