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Oct 01, 2010 13:53

It's Friday! Does anyone want to be anonymous?

Usual rule applies, IE BE NICE OR BE DELETED.

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anonymous October 1 2010, 13:00:38 UTC
i do!

it's been ages since i got frisky with anyone... what if i never have sex again? i need some lovin.

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anonymous October 1 2010, 13:09:27 UTC
I am quite keen on the idea of never having sex again. Am I wrong, Dr. D?

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dr_f_dellamorte October 1 2010, 13:13:55 UTC
Not at all - I know quite a few people who feel this way!

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anonymous October 1 2010, 13:17:55 UTC
Oh good! Thank you Doctor, you are as comforting as that nice Pamela Stephenson in the Guardian.

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anonymous October 1 2010, 13:03:28 UTC
I am feeling very uninspired. It's too rainy to do anything fun!

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anonymous October 1 2010, 13:11:36 UTC
it's too rainy for anything really. i have to cycle to work in this, not looking forward to it. think i need some waterproof trousers!

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dr_f_dellamorte October 1 2010, 13:14:59 UTC
It's certainly not good cycling weather. Someone should tell my girlfriend!

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dr_f_dellamorte October 1 2010, 13:14:19 UTC
Walking about in the rain can be fun!

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anonymous October 1 2010, 13:13:19 UTC
I have basically become Rob Newman in that sketch where he only ever leaves the house in case that should be the evening he meets his future wife. I do not actually want to leave the house. It's nice here.

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dr_f_dellamorte October 1 2010, 13:15:32 UTC
You should hang a sign oveer your door saying 'future wives please apply within'.

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anonymous October 1 2010, 13:39:49 UTC
I might write it on the window in fake snow.

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dr_f_dellamorte October 1 2010, 13:41:05 UTC
Do it in glitter - You'd get a much better calibre of wife. Or a Manics fan.

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anonymous October 1 2010, 13:40:48 UTC
Question for the anonymous public:

A gentlemen is vaguely interested in a lady. The lady is either flirting with him or is just unusually friendly and tactile. The gentleman invites the lady to an activity which they'd both independently want to do, but requires attendees to have a partner. The lady enthusiastically agrees.

They arrange the details over email, and in one she signs off with "see you sunday mate" (emphasise mine).

Is it just me the gentleman who interprets "mate" as "totally not interested" or does anyone else read it that way too?

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dr_f_dellamorte October 1 2010, 13:45:11 UTC
Hrm. That's a tough one. It could either be that this is the case, or it could be that the lady in question feels the same but is trying to play it down just in case the gentleman thinks she is being too interested.

I think you need to stop worrying and wait and see, to be honest. There are ways of figuring these things out without lunging!

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anonymous October 1 2010, 13:58:04 UTC
Well, the gentleman reckons he prefers the lady's friend anyway, but feels a bit committed-to-target at this juncture.

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dr_f_dellamorte October 1 2010, 14:02:08 UTC
Hell, invite them both. You're only young and dirty once.

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yes I am a human, no I am not Lewis anonymous October 1 2010, 14:42:53 UTC
医師は、あなたが良いコックを持っています。

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Re: yes I am a human, no I am not Lewis dr_f_dellamorte October 1 2010, 14:52:07 UTC
You're not Lewis? Does this mean you're....Morse?

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Re: yes I am a human, no I am not Lewis anonymous October 1 2010, 14:58:12 UTC
Man, I suck at anonymous comments.

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Re: yes I am a human, no I am not Lewis dr_f_dellamorte October 1 2010, 15:00:54 UTC
But you're brilliant at solving Oxford-based murders.

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