[GW2: Mad King's Tower]

[dr_ghost]

I feel another tl;dr update coming on sometime soon about uni, fandom and general UGH, but not right now.

No, right now is the topic of GW2 and me sucking at jumping puzzles at the best of times, let alone a timed, evil one.

Just about every group I've been with has been reduced to sobbing piles like this one:

Comments

[kamara]

I HATE THAT PUZZLE.

I've decided to just completely ignore it. I don't need those cheevo e-peen points, I don't. Stupid mad king. I hope act 4 involves me punching you in the face.

[dr_ghost]

I share you hate. SO MUCH HATE. I gave a few hours of my life to it while reading articles for class, but man... Apparently it doesn't count toward the Emissary of the Mad King title, so while the slippers sound nice I'm also now like FUCK THIS SHIIIT.

[kamara]

That's the main reason I'm all FUCK THIS NOISE at it. Doesn't count to shiny title, don't care. ¬_¬. The dev who made it designed it fully expecting less than 5% of the playerbase could complete it. :| Git.

[dr_ghost]

Seriiiously; so rude. I can't even figure out how anyone could do this, especially with huge ass Charr and huge ass Norn dudes taking up half the screen :|

[dr_ghost]

Yes. I could not agree more. Especially when they have BAD default camera angles and not enough time to position your view properly.

This monster? Looks a bit like this:

I got to around 0:47 average then just... Yeah, no. Can't do it.