Comments | dr_hair: Um....no.

dr_hair

Um....no.

Dec 29, 2006 13:11

In the year 2007 I resolve to:
Get the chick next door pregnant.

Get your resolution here.

Mrs. Johnson is the only female living next door to me and while I am fairly certain she is well past the age of being able to conceive the idea of...I can't even finish that thought. Just no. No I will not be doing that. Ever.

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dagreggo December 29 2006, 19:29:57 UTC

Somehow I don't think Abby would approve *chuckles*

dr_hair December 29 2006, 19:32:28 UTC

Actually, knowing my wife...she'll find this hilarious.

dagreggo December 29 2006, 19:35:36 UTC

*chuckles* then again I don't know your chick next door

dr_hair December 29 2006, 19:38:54 UTC

She's aporximately 385 years old, has the disposition of a lemon and thinks I am the anti-Christ.

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sophiadubenko December 30 2006, 01:20:22 UTC

That's just nasty.

dr_hair December 30 2006, 01:21:06 UTC

Really?

sophiadubenko December 30 2006, 01:22:20 UTC

Um, yah. You really wanna hit that shrivelled up old cooch?

dr_hair December 30 2006, 01:23:00 UTC

Of course not. And cooch? Really, Sophia.

lockhart_md December 30 2006, 05:41:55 UTC

That is horrifying. In a terribly hilarious way.

dr_hair December 30 2006, 05:44:24 UTC

How did I know that you would find this funny?

For the record, if I am going to get anyone pregnant in the next year (or ever) it'll be you.

lockhart_md December 30 2006, 06:28:58 UTC

Because it is?

I wasn't worried, you know.

dr_hair December 30 2006, 06:33:17 UTC

It is not.

I'd hope so.

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