Verbally assaulting passing drivers, pedestrians and bicyclists. However, the verbal assaults wouldn't be profane rather they would be creative appropriations of the English language.
Noise ordinance violation: Singing too loudly in public (probably "In the Still of the Night" at the top of your lungs) after a night of binge drinking involving vodka and several close friends. We'd be in the car with you. :)
I would like to point out that it never said you were in the *back* of the police car... You could be in the front... driving... with a long trail of OTHER police cars behind you. :P
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snerk!
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It was someone else who did it, but you couldn't leave well enough alone so you pissed of the cop and he took you in instead.
You...
Got caught drunk wearing nothing but your "I'm so innocent" that you know you have.
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We'd be in the police cars BEHIND him. *grin*
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