What's love got to do with it?

[dr_l_cuddy]

Date Number: 532...and 1/2
Rating: 3 out of 5 stars
Sex: Didn't seem worth the effort

This is insane. I have to stop this. The blind dates, the internet dating...it's just not working. And tonight wasn't even a bad date. I've certainly had my share of those. But Nathan was very pleasant and the meal was nice and it was all very...unexciting. I

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[locked to Cuddy]

[dr_gregoryhouse]

You internet date? Why the hell for, Lisa? You're an attractive, smart woman. You could have anyone if you gave yourself the time.

Huh. Well. Men who internet date are only into that for one reason, unless they have potency issues or are premature ejaculators, and as long as you keep going on those dates, you're only ever going to be looked at as a candidate for that one thing.

[locked to House]

[dr_l_cuddy]

Yes, I use internet dating. Feel free to mock my love live...as if you needed any more ammunition.

Besides, what else am I supposed to do? Most of the men I meet are off limits for one reason or another. And the internet dates aren't as bad as the guys my alleged friends try to fix me up with--trust me on that.

I could stay single...except it turns out celibacy isn't nearly as much fun as it's cracked up to be.

[locked to Cuddy]

[dr_gregoryhouse]

I'm not mocking you. I'm just noting how desperate you look.

[locked to House]

[dr_l_cuddy]

I know you're not mocking me...yet. I assume that'll come later ;-P

And I'm not desperate...exactly. More frustrated. May not sound like much difference but there is. The day I actually marry one of these drooling trolls I've been unfortunate to be set up with--that's the day you'll know I hit desperate.