Dear E-mailers,

[dr_laxative]

I wanted to apologize to everyone who's emailed me over the past several years but has not received a personal response back. With the volume of email I receive every day, it's tough - and unfortunately, Yahoo! and Hotmail don't help matters when they categorize your important messages as "junk mail." So I'm taking a quick moment to respond to

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[cherry_pits]

lol. you're funny.