I made it through the three weeks of not working, not leaving my house... it was hilariously hard though.  I always thought that would be ideal, not having to do anything, but lemme tell you, it did messed up stuff to my head, I was going crazy.  It does not help that the past two months there have been big changes, life changing moments, to have ( Read more... )

I'm in such a strange place right now.  I am about to start a job I'm already loathing, simply for the money.  I'm now single, simply because my mind is in a faraway place.  I am back in Michigan, simply because I can't afford to be anywhere else, and I thought coming home was what I wanted.  But nothing is really that simple.  Everything is ( Read more... )

do you ever bury your face in clothes fresh out of the dryer, inhale, and let memories wash over you ( Read more... )

So, its not as good as the landlord IMO, but, still hilarious. Pearl is the cutest child everrrrr

I have such mixed feelings on this film-- I feel like I'm bound to dislike it, as the books are so near and dear to my heart. I've read them so many times I already have a movie in my head that is way better than any movie they will put on the screen. I've heard that most religious references in the book will be taken out in the movie, which ( Read more... )

my ferret just died in my lap.

oh my god I'm really sad, I need someone to cheer me up, please.

Oh. My. God.

This gets funnier every fricking time. Kids are priceless.

Why I love this:
1. Gareth
2. Natalie Portman
3. A fully tuned mandolin arrives in a box
4. A left handed mandolin at that
5. Duh, Paul McCartney
6. Did I mention the mandolin?

This makes me smile.

I suppose I might have to explain this second video of my brother so my friends can understand it. Recently, my mother has been telling us about nightmares she's been having about Woody Allen. She hates him, so this only makes the nightmares worse. She says she dreams she's Mia Farrow walking in on Woody having sex with their adopted daughter ( ( Read more... )

I swear to god this isn't my brother.