Sparklies!

[dr_liliripes]

 You know, it's been a long time since I've done something simple like knock over a jewellery store!  It's always all about the Abbott-and-Costello-themed terror attack on the Gotham baseball diamond, or going through the phone book and asking everybody who starts with Y if their refrigerator's running, or putting three tons of bananas in  Banana

Comments

[twisted_indigo9]

Yeesh Harl, your making all that seem so tempting!

[ace_0f_knaves]

Are you complaining about my cunning plans and wacky hijinks?

[twisted_indigo9]

If I was her, I would be.

[ace_0f_knaves]

She's obviously smarter than you.

[twisted_indigo9]

She probably is, but I can say that because you don't know where I live.

[ebony_mask]

No nipple rings then?

[dr_liliripes]

Sadly, no.