Oops.

I think Bud and Lou ate Mr. J's kittens. 

SO!

I put a time-activated bomb in the middle of The Gap over on Ventura Boulevard....

And I waited with my pink spray paint...

And now there's a BIG HOLE in the middle of The Gap!

And I spray painted 'Mind' in front of 'The Gap', so now it says... 'Mind The Gap!'

GET IT?!?!!

He picked either the wrong or the right day to leave me again... depending on your point of view.

People call my 'suicide hotline' every day, but lately I've been preoccupied and I have a tendency to hang up on the boring ones.

I am a psychiatrist. I am not here to listen to you whine.

I answered the phone, and heard a young man, weeping as if his ( Read more... )

Isn't this little poster so cute!?!?


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Dr. Harleen Joker

Mrs. Joker

Mrs. Harleen Joker

Mrs. The Joker

Ms. Harleen Quinzel-Joker

Mrs. Harleen the Joker

Dr. The Joker

Dr. Mrs. The Joker!!

<3 <3 <3

 I drank eight green milkshakes.

I have a tummy ache.

:-/

 It seems like just about everybody's angry with me. :-/

I just... people don't seem to understand that I don't defend what he does for the sake of defending him. I defend him because he's misunderstood. Poor thing.

Well, I don't care. I know my Puddin' loves me and I won't step off defending him just 'cause I get ganged up on. 

Livejournal cuts are for squares.

I told Mr. J that I was bored.

He gave me the camera and a ...?


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 Funnily enough, I still have a hard time saying 'no' to Jervis.

Color me unimpressed.

Anyways, I did it!

www.formspring.me/drliliripes

Hey, Birdie Boy.

And Creeper.

Go look in your bathtub!

I made Jell-O!

(Lime.)

Have fun cleaning, Tweetie!

(God, I'm sneaky.)