Part the first...
Tards on a plane. Samuel L nowhere to be seen.
Ya know what's great? Buying ice pops that match your hair colour.
Filthy Hetero Scum.
Purple Karen. She is on holiday, yet she cannot stop working. Pints up at the Red Lion.
Says it all, really...
Giant sushi platter in the park! WIN!
Purple, looking like a right slapper.
Mounted police. Fnarrrr.
And I got me some nice swirlies for one's lobes. Pity about the fucking STATE of my neck, but that's stress for ya.