cluster theory

[dr_memory]

Ever been in an aggravating situation that wasn’t quite a clusterfuck?  Behold a helpful taxonomy of clusters, in ascending order:

1. Clusterwave
2. Clusterairkiss
3. Clusterhug
4. Clusternoserub
5. Clustercheekkiss

Comments

[steanne]

i can't believe you missed the opportunity for clusterbuss.

[ratphooey]

I could really use a clusterhug right about now.

[veek]

That's the most adorable list I've ever seen.

[thatwesguy]

Dr Memory, you are made of win.