My favorite Canada joke will always be "Canada's like the loft apartment over a really good party."
Even though personally? I'd rather hang out with the people in the loft apartment who are probably just sitting around having a decent conversation and playing video games, while the dumb American bastards frat boys get shift faced and can't remember what they did in the morning and why they have nukes in...interesting places.
o_o I've never heard of that joke. BUt I get it now. It's not even a joke o-o just a comparison
And well... there are actually a lot of parties. :P I don't usually like going though, especially if they're huge, which they usually are. I don't mind some drinking (but I'm careful :P - and I haven't gotten drunk yet) but there's usually drugs and other crap involved (the bigger you go) and I don't want in with that :0
Big parties are usually overrated :P a bit offtopic but it ties in with your last bit... smaller ones with good friends are usually the best, even if they're not parties and more gatherings.
Well, the joke isn't so much about the parties as it is about the situation. Relatively quiet neighbors above the rowdy and raving Americans. It really says nothing about the parties that actually happen in Canada because Canada has college students much like America does and I assume that they can party just as hard XD
But yeah, I prefer small parties. I really REALLY don't like large groups of people. I like every single person in the large group, but I'm still generally all unhappy because of the large number of people.
What? Canadians don't have accents! Unless they're Québecers, but that's French (or one version of it) I mean, we may pronounce some things differently (ZED NOT ZEE! XD) but that's about it. Gah @_@
I once met a real Canadian. My co-worker asked if she was American and she gave her the Deathglare of Doom. It was hilarious, because I knew that was going to happen when my co-worker asked her that. :D
Other than that I don't know any Canada jokes. D: Except "Blame Canada" from South Park. That was awesome.
Wolverine [from X-Men, just to clarify]. I was joking, you didn't GIVE us the character, but he IS Canadian... and he avoids most of the tired stereotypes you previously mentioned :D
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And knowing is half the battle. :D
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Well, mostly you separated the fact from the fiction. :D
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Even though personally? I'd rather hang out with the people in the loft apartment who are probably just sitting around having a decent conversation and playing video games, while the dumb American bastards frat boys get shift faced and can't remember what they did in the morning and why they have nukes in...interesting places.
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And well... there are actually a lot of parties. :P I don't usually like going though, especially if they're huge, which they usually are. I don't mind some drinking (but I'm careful :P - and I haven't gotten drunk yet) but there's usually drugs and other crap involved (the bigger you go) and I don't want in with that :0
Big parties are usually overrated :P a bit offtopic but it ties in with your last bit... smaller ones with good friends are usually the best, even if they're not parties and more gatherings.
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Well, the joke isn't so much about the parties as it is about the situation. Relatively quiet neighbors above the rowdy and raving Americans. It really says nothing about the parties that actually happen in Canada because Canada has college students much like America does and I assume that they can party just as hard XD
But yeah, I prefer small parties. I really REALLY don't like large groups of people. I like every single person in the large group, but I'm still generally all unhappy because of the large number of people.
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'tho, i can't get over the americans i talk to that say i have a nice "canadian accent."
-Meg
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What? Canadians don't have accents! Unless they're Québecers, but that's French (or one version of it) I mean, we may pronounce some things differently (ZED NOT ZEE! XD) but that's about it. Gah @_@
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Other than that I don't know any Canada jokes. D: Except "Blame Canada" from South Park. That was awesome.
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XD I meet people with Australian accents a lot at work. Then I compliment their accents.
THat's not a Canada joke! And "Blame Canada" is exempt from that, it's funny and not quoted all the time
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.. Wolervine? We did? o-O
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