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[dr_solomon]

I'm marrying Mary (hah! See what I did there?) and as such I am preparing to explore a whole new facet of human existence life.

Tommy! You're best man.

Comments

[anold_soul]

Really? Me? Oh my gosh, I'm so flattered!

You need to get her a real ring.

[dr_solomon]

Really! You! You should be!

...Does she not like the one I got? It's got a purple stone in it.

[anold_soul]

Because traditionally Harry should be, since he's your brother...

Dick, it's plastic.

[dr_solomon]

Traditionally I would marry before you were conceived and besides, best man has to give a speech and can you imagine what Harry would say?

...oh. What's a good, real ring?