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dr_spangle

corporate lesson 1

Aug 16, 2005 21:05

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob,the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops ( Read more... )

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cursed_jelly August 16 2005, 13:13:40 UTC

where did you get that story from?
I would drop my towel for $800. I'm so poor it isn't funny

dr_spangle August 17 2005, 12:23:07 UTC

i found the story in neil's emails. hehehe.

tokenjewgirl August 16 2005, 13:29:42 UTC

Oh no you are becoming corporate scum.
I will end up talking to your secretary more than i do you, she will be my bridesmaid if you ever find the time to marry me in your fast pace world of power lunches, seminars and celebrity golf tournament fundraisers.
i am going to go shudder myself to sleep and treasure the memories we had before you became power hungry and desperate to reach the top of the ivory tower.
its like a movie i once saw

dr_spangle August 17 2005, 12:24:42 UTC

i am corporate scum and you love it.
WHERE IS MY DINNER IT SHOULD BE WAITING FOR ME WHEN I GET HOME
you had better be a better wife when we're married!

i had a power lunch today with a lesbian that works with me. she is cool. i can't wait for the golf tornaments.

i am so marxist.

carnelle_scott August 16 2005, 13:57:49 UTC

hahahaha, funneee!

Hey dr_spangleeee come join the "It's Sam" world!

http://www.livejournal.com/community/its_sam/

dr_spangle August 17 2005, 12:25:12 UTC

i don't understand "it's sam!"

explain it and it's origins to me!

carnelle_scott August 17 2005, 13:12:48 UTC

You just have to guess who the drawer drew, and if you're right, you get to draw the next sam

It started at Tom's the other night, because I drew luke and asked Luke and Abby to guess who it was...

the_plinth August 17 2005, 13:16:04 UTC

What did Luke look like?

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cursed_jelly August 16 2005, 14:09:10 UTC

http://www.saksfifthavenue.com/main/ProductDetail_STL.jsp?PRODUCT%3C%3Eprd_id=845524446125187&FOLDER%3C%3Efolder_id=282574492702980&ASSORTMENT%3C%3East_id=1408474395222441&bmUID=1124200991516&DCLKSLOT=2... )

dr_spangle August 17 2005, 12:22:44 UTC

i prefer the first dress with the lace/bow thing around the waist. v elegant. plus i like the coulors (grey + black) and how they interect.

scottish ass, eh? i'm in! haha. scots are so hot.
i'm home now so i think i'll give you a call, unless you're on the net. if you are i'll wait a while.

the_plinth August 16 2005, 18:02:45 UTC

Hey, you.. are you still Frank N. Furtering my party!? What are you doing on Friday during the day? I invited Alistair over to costumise, would you like to join us? It may involve sewing on my part and driving to opshops also for us to buy last minute extras!

Interested?

dr_spangle August 17 2005, 12:25:31 UTC

yes, friday, 1.00pm..... where?

the_plinth August 17 2005, 13:14:16 UTC

My house!

dr_spangle August 17 2005, 13:24:57 UTC

AS IF THAT'S A PLACE.