Comments | dr_strange: no jesus horses

dr_strange

no jesus horses

Feb 02, 2005 09:43

when did hating john mayer replace hating dave matthews band? I'm not ready to make the transition. I still have a lot of hate in my heart for DMB. I'm sorry I just won't do it. I gotta go with my instinct here.

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snackelise February 2 2005, 17:12:27 UTC

god bless you for holding up one end of the deal. that 'deal' being the "shitty bands everyone should hate but for some reason love so we must hate these bands extra intensely to make up for the sky rocketing record sales" deal. i personally hate dmb AND john mayer so much that it is difficult to see one hatred replacing the other...they are moreso in tandum.

dr_strange February 2 2005, 21:26:36 UTC

I'm just afraid people are going to rally around hating john mayer so much they forget how terrible dave matthews band is. I feel like DMB has been around longer and thus, must be stopped first.

kissmelikeadrug February 2 2005, 22:56:54 UTC

my hatred lies almost entirely with john mayer. i do hate "dmb"... but there is something about john mayer that makes me indescribably angry. i think its his lips. or the words to 'your body is a wonderland.' yeah... if you want to understand why he has become the most-despised frat boy artist, look up the words to that song.

CANDY LIPS AND YOUR BUBBLEGUM TONGUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! kissmelikeadrug February 2 2005, 23:00:56 UTC

nevermind, ive done it for you ( ... )

Re: CANDY LIPS AND YOUR BUBBLEGUM TONGUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dr_strange February 3 2005, 00:08:29 UTC

eewww he's such a panty pirate. Who does he think he's fooling? He's just a booty hound in a faggy lamb's clothing.

Re: CANDY LIPS AND YOUR BUBBLEGUM TONGUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! kissmelikeadrug February 3 2005, 00:15:53 UTC

exactly. i thought youd understand.

Re: CANDY LIPS AND YOUR BUBBLEGUM TONGUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pazzi February 4 2005, 13:12:39 UTC

oh my god. the part where its "(I'll use my hands)" is especially disturbing. and crawling towards the pillowcase! she is probably trying to escape her hell of John Mayer's big puffy lips chewing on her bubblegum tongue!