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[dr_strange]

I guess I should elaborate more on this nonsense that happened to me the other night as I wait for blackboard to let me on their system so I can look at pictures of HUMAN BRAINS (zombie voice

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I'm just an animal, looking for a home...

[anonymous]

Yes, leslie, our return to our home is imminent. Soon, we will be patrolling nashville like a pack of wild, drunk dogs who can drive cars. I'm with you on those painkillers and booze. Exams make me wanna puke up my stomach lining and replace it with whiskey. I definitely wouldn't pluck out my eyeballs if I didn't have to take them and could go home early. OH, and are you surprised I found your journal after like a day of having it? I can smell your shenanigans from hundreds of miles away and track your movements like a bloodhound. OH and on your birthday...i'm drawing up the mandatory makeout liability waiver as we speak, i just have to get it notarized. meat, it'll be great. makeout party times a trillion, e=m(skree) squared! Ok, I have to go to sleep, i just glugged down some tylenol pm and me brain move slow now.

-Alice

[snackelise]

OH AND ALSO YOU ARE MY WHORE.