thoughts on movies I will never see

[dr_vandervogel]

or I love you Milla Jovovich, but this isn't working.

For some reason the idea that "The Fourth Kind" exists bothers me to an irrational extent.  I blame it on the near certainty of the avalanche of irrationality that no doubt forms the foundation, framework and rain gutters on this monstrosity.

Milla, a little career advice, less aliens more ass

Comments

[pooryorick]

It's ok when she's ass-kicking aliens, right? But yeah, do aliens really not have anything better else to do?

[dr_vandervogel]

That would work, but I'm pretty sure the aliens are just in crazy people's heads in this one. Has she kicked alien ass? I can't remember.

[pooryorick]

She fights aliens in The Fifth Element. I feel like there might be another movie as well, but perhaps I'm just getting confused with Ultraviolet somehow...

[dr_vandervogel]

I barely remember the Fifth Element. I think I blocked it out, that whole "the fifth element is love" made me gag.

I think when it comes to Milla all roads lead to Ultraviolet.