Politics of cuisine (FFVII, Reeve, Cait Sith, Rufus)
Title: Politics of cuisine
Author: Filigranka
Fandom: Final Fantasy VII
Characters/Pairings: Reeve, Cait Sith, Yuffie, Rufus
Rating: PG
Spoilers/Warnings: n/a
Summary: Cuisine can be very serious business.
Politics of cuisine
“I’ve just finished Caith Sith’s latest model - now, that’s what I call cutting edge technology! You simply must see it, the upgrades made it into the perfect host...”
“You’re babbling”, sighted Yuffie.
Reeve positively beamed.
“I know, but am I not allowed to have a hobby? You have materia, Vincent has his mad love, Shelke has electronics - she helped me with that little cooling problem, by...”
“I’m so glad”, Yuffie cut ruthlessly into his speech. “What can that ground-breaking new Cait Sith do?”
“The tea, sandwiches, salads, other snacks”, announced Reeve proudly. “Just as I told you: the perfect host!”
II
“WRO is spying on us!” exclaimed Elena, rushing into the president’s office. “...Sir.”
“Nihil novi sub sole. And nihil novi demands my attention, because...?”, asked Rufus.
“Because I found proof! The public opinion will be...”
“As bored as I am”, sighted the president. “What kind of proof?”
Cait Sith, pushed into the office, started explaining.
“I’ll be a host of the next economical meeting, sir, so I came to check your sandwiches’ preferences - I wasn’t spying, si...”
“It’s the silliest cover story I’ve ever heard of”, sighted Shinra “but knowing Reeve, I’m somehow inclined to think you tell the truth.”
Cuisine&espionage&politics probably deserve much longer and more hilarious fic... I might even write it one day.
Author: Filigranka
Fandom: Final Fantasy VII
Characters/Pairings: Reeve, Cait Sith, Yuffie, Rufus
Rating: PG
Spoilers/Warnings: n/a
Summary: Cuisine can be very serious business.
Politics of cuisine
“I’ve just finished Caith Sith’s latest model - now, that’s what I call cutting edge technology! You simply must see it, the upgrades made it into the perfect host...”
“You’re babbling”, sighted Yuffie.
Reeve positively beamed.
“I know, but am I not allowed to have a hobby? You have materia, Vincent has his mad love, Shelke has electronics - she helped me with that little cooling problem, by...”
“I’m so glad”, Yuffie cut ruthlessly into his speech. “What can that ground-breaking new Cait Sith do?”
“The tea, sandwiches, salads, other snacks”, announced Reeve proudly. “Just as I told you: the perfect host!”
II
“WRO is spying on us!” exclaimed Elena, rushing into the president’s office. “...Sir.”
“Nihil novi sub sole. And nihil novi demands my attention, because...?”, asked Rufus.
“Because I found proof! The public opinion will be...”
“As bored as I am”, sighted the president. “What kind of proof?”
Cait Sith, pushed into the office, started explaining.
“I’ll be a host of the next economical meeting, sir, so I came to check your sandwiches’ preferences - I wasn’t spying, si...”
“It’s the silliest cover story I’ve ever heard of”, sighted Shinra “but knowing Reeve, I’m somehow inclined to think you tell the truth.”
Cuisine&espionage&politics probably deserve much longer and more hilarious fic... I might even write it one day.