Mel Gibson is to The Passion of the Christ

as

Tom Cruise is to ______________________ ?

a.) War of the Worlds

b.) War of the Worlds

c.) War of the Worlds

Its cute how each of them have made films about their religions.

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.
He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the president exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands.

Finally, Bush looks up and asks, "How many is a

I'm so bored with the news, I just can't stand to watch it anymore.
I'm sure the next tropical storm that rolls along will insight more mass panic thanks to our fearless mindless leaders.

All I have to say is....

Here I am. Rock me like a Hurricane!

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