Fuckmas eve and all through the fucks all the fucks were fuck fuck fuck

[drackenstein]

Just wanted to say fuck. There I said it. Mission accomplished. Oh and some hipster chicks are hot but mostly because they're brainless retards and there's something endearing about that

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[betani]

i love how you're one of my few friends who still uses livejournal - it makes me feel not so alone on here. =0P

i also love how the first post you've made in months contained fuck, hipster chicks, your fish, your facial hair, and boobies. you didn't leave anything out, did ya? hah!

[drackenstein]

when did I mention my facial hair? and I did forget the kitchen sink ;)

[betani]

"Me and my beta fish Jeane-Claude-Goddamn have the same hair now. Wish I could dye mine blue like his."

hah, i guess you meant regular hair, sorry. i picture beta fishies with all kinda "hair" hanging from their heads. though i guess their "facial hair" is more their fins than anything else... i think i'm over thinking this! =0)

and now you've included the kitchen sink, so all is well with the world.

and for added benefit, this tracy jordanism reminded me of you:
“Is there nothing sacred? Have we lost our moral center? It just makes me want to pee on someone.”

[drackenstein]

you nailed it with that one. I DO wanna pee on someone!

[joifulgirl]

Boobies.

[drackenstein]

Wonderful, beautiful things aren't they. I've been deprived of them for a while now since my last two girlfriends were built like 12 yr old boys. It's nice to have something to use as an eye mask while I pretend to sleep.

[joifulgirl]

AN EYE MASK.

[drackenstein]

/pacifier