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Oh My Fucking God. grrr. That book had some good things in it. For one - Zombies. No book is complete without an army of the dead. Another is Draco angst. Yay for
angsty!confused!draco. Ummm...what else...? oh yeah! Harry obsessing over Draco. that was gooooooooood.
Hmmmmm...someone raised an interesting question, how do these dementors breed? I'm like, 'ewwy-ewwy-ew!' when I read it, then I've gone 'gurk, gross, mental picture!' which was not fun.
Oh man. that thing? with the horcruxes? Like, total video-game-ness. Y'know, 'Harry Potter and the Horcruxes of DOOM'. And it'd be a scrolling arcade game, and you're like 'c'mon Harry! Jump, kick, curse! yeah, got that sucker dementor right in the nuts, bwahahahahaha. Now, onto the BONUS LEVEL! W00t, look at Ginny, rage level rising, rising, filled! c'mon Harry with lovehearts for eyes, w00t! yeah, jump behind that wall, now...c'mon...aim at Dean...yeah! GOt him with a a nice curse! Oh no, my curse level is going down! hmmm, inventory, schoolbag, potions textbook...here we go. rising, rising, curse meter filled. Now, to go out and kick some Voldemort BUTT! yeah! w00t! hmmm...run run run run BOYS BATHROOM! Yeah, Draco's in here crying, lets kick some deatheater BUTT! woohoo-woah, dodge that and that and CURSE and dodge and CURSE and CURSE and oh my god, did I do that?' That'd be awesome.
Ginny should die. So should Fleur. And - no, I like Pansy, she can stay.
Man, I did not expect Dumbledore to die. That was out of the blue. And woe, we lose our lovely Snape becuase he decided to be evil, which sucks, mainly because he now can't go and do lovely things to Remus. *pout*
I knew she wouldn't redeem him in this book, I just KNEW Draco would be evil. But I was expecting him to be rampantly evil and 'keel you', not Snape. *pout* But wow. I liked all the Draco angst, it was SO good I even wrote a fic about it, which I will put up later. But woe! He was ABOUT to be reddemed! grrr! If she'd changed ONE little thing, (deatheaters coming up the stairsa bit LATER) it would have been better. But then Harry wouldn't do his 'cutting school woe' thing. Which we need - why?
Oh oh oh! Where was Harry's Sirius-angst? I was all expecting it, but NOOOO. Which is good, because I don't know how much more of CAPSLOCK!Harry I could stand, anyway.
Remus/Tonks??? *wails* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! SO NOT FAIR! *pouts* I s'pose they do kinda - wait! What am I saying? *WAILS*
Harry/Ginny. No. Just no. How did it happen, anyway? With Cho, yeah - older, pretty, flies, y'know, and it was led up to. This? Totally out of the blue. I protest, really, I do.
Luna. So totally cool in this book. With all her saying things that cut to the heart of the problem, I have another characetr on my list of HeapsMadCharacters.
woe. That's how sum this book up. I reckon the only thing that saves this book is Harry obsessing over Draco. Which was totally awesome, he needs to do it more. Only it should involve more snoggage.
BECAUSE HARRY/DRACO IS TEH OTP. It really is.
On another note, I am back with INTERNET! w00t. And my health is about 30/100. I do not feel good. blech
But I got HBP! and I read it in under 6 hours. that's 100 pages in less than an hour. I am proud. Very.
angsty!confused!draco. Ummm...what else...? oh yeah! Harry obsessing over Draco. that was gooooooooood.
Hmmmmm...someone raised an interesting question, how do these dementors breed? I'm like, 'ewwy-ewwy-ew!' when I read it, then I've gone 'gurk, gross, mental picture!' which was not fun.
Oh man. that thing? with the horcruxes? Like, total video-game-ness. Y'know, 'Harry Potter and the Horcruxes of DOOM'. And it'd be a scrolling arcade game, and you're like 'c'mon Harry! Jump, kick, curse! yeah, got that sucker dementor right in the nuts, bwahahahahaha. Now, onto the BONUS LEVEL! W00t, look at Ginny, rage level rising, rising, filled! c'mon Harry with lovehearts for eyes, w00t! yeah, jump behind that wall, now...c'mon...aim at Dean...yeah! GOt him with a a nice curse! Oh no, my curse level is going down! hmmm, inventory, schoolbag, potions textbook...here we go. rising, rising, curse meter filled. Now, to go out and kick some Voldemort BUTT! yeah! w00t! hmmm...run run run run BOYS BATHROOM! Yeah, Draco's in here crying, lets kick some deatheater BUTT! woohoo-woah, dodge that and that and CURSE and dodge and CURSE and CURSE and oh my god, did I do that?' That'd be awesome.
Ginny should die. So should Fleur. And - no, I like Pansy, she can stay.
Man, I did not expect Dumbledore to die. That was out of the blue. And woe, we lose our lovely Snape becuase he decided to be evil, which sucks, mainly because he now can't go and do lovely things to Remus. *pout*
I knew she wouldn't redeem him in this book, I just KNEW Draco would be evil. But I was expecting him to be rampantly evil and 'keel you', not Snape. *pout* But wow. I liked all the Draco angst, it was SO good I even wrote a fic about it, which I will put up later. But woe! He was ABOUT to be reddemed! grrr! If she'd changed ONE little thing, (deatheaters coming up the stairsa bit LATER) it would have been better. But then Harry wouldn't do his 'cutting school woe' thing. Which we need - why?
Oh oh oh! Where was Harry's Sirius-angst? I was all expecting it, but NOOOO. Which is good, because I don't know how much more of CAPSLOCK!Harry I could stand, anyway.
Remus/Tonks??? *wails* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! SO NOT FAIR! *pouts* I s'pose they do kinda - wait! What am I saying? *WAILS*
Harry/Ginny. No. Just no. How did it happen, anyway? With Cho, yeah - older, pretty, flies, y'know, and it was led up to. This? Totally out of the blue. I protest, really, I do.
Luna. So totally cool in this book. With all her saying things that cut to the heart of the problem, I have another characetr on my list of HeapsMadCharacters.
woe. That's how sum this book up. I reckon the only thing that saves this book is Harry obsessing over Draco. Which was totally awesome, he needs to do it more. Only it should involve more snoggage.
BECAUSE HARRY/DRACO IS TEH OTP. It really is.
On another note, I am back with INTERNET! w00t. And my health is about 30/100. I do not feel good. blech
But I got HBP! and I read it in under 6 hours. that's 100 pages in less than an hour. I am proud. Very.