Merlin preserve me.

[dracolicious]

We received a knock on the door this morning from the Muggle authorities informing us that an anonymous source had spotted a dangerous wild animal in our yard, and that they were going to need to search the property in an attempt to capture it. The ferocious beast in question was only Potter, of course, but I feigned shock and surprise as well as

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[boywholives]

Alright, warding is all done in the back garden...I think that about covers it...

[dracolicious]

Until next time, at any rate.

[boywholives]

Don't look at me as though it was my fault - I'm not the only one with a wand around here, you know...

[dracolicious]

I'm also not the one parading about in broad daylight in the shape of a zoo animal. You know that pool maintenance man was giving us shifty looks the last time he had to pluck hairballs out of the drain traps, and yet here you are. Shameless.

One of these days, I'm going to let the Muggles come after you with their tranquilizer guns and do what they will, just to teach you a lesson.

[boywholives]

Are you still being Mr. Crankypants today, hmm?

[dracolicious]

I'd say he was grievously upset over our interaction with Muggles. That, and he's got more teeth coming through. Look at my poor finger, Potter, look at it!

[boywholives]

Aw, poor Daddy has a ickle widdle boo boo...

[dracolicious]

I might catch something dreadful and die, and what sort of birthday will you have then?

[boywholives]

I'm starving - you? I could really sink my teeth into nice, crisp bacon butty right about now...

[dracolicious]

Don't tease.

[boywholives]

Who said I'm teasing? Get that pert little arse into the kitchen and make me one.

[dracolicious]

Don't talk to the poor elves like that, you tramp.

Anything you would care to request for your birthday, old man?