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[dracolicious]

It's probably a good thing that Potter is so easily pleased, since our options are rather limited these days when it comes to spending a birthday anywhere but at home. I resigned myself to a day of biting my tongue around people I can't tolerate and invited every last miserable Weasley, canine, and ex-Gryffindor Potter was ever friendly with for a

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[boywholives]

That was a fucking fantastic shag, I must say.

[dracolicious]

I know. You're welcome.

[boywholives]

Modest as ever, I see.

[dracolicious]

Modesty is a false trait inbred by years of social and cultural oppression.

[boywholives]

So be honest with me - did you plan this? Have the Hogwarts house elves clean the place up yesterday? There isn't nearly enough dust on these old floors...

[dracolicious]

As if the elves would allow any stray corner of this castle to languish in dust, even during the off-season.

[boywholives]

I'm pretty sure they don't keep these sort of bed linens on hand for all the students - I certainly don't remember them.

[dracolicious]

. . . Perhaps the tuition value and service here have been in question, and the powers that be have decided to indulge their captives with a few creature comforts.

[boywholives]

I wonder what time it is?

[dracolicious]

Half-past a Seeker's arse and a quarter to his bollocks.

[boywholives]

Maybe I should cover up...

[dracolicious]

Touch that blanket and die. I believe I was promised a room with a view.

[boywholives]

Do you think the others have gone back home already?

[dracolicious]

Do you really care? Mother will have the kids sorted, and the rest of that lot can take care of themselves. We're busy.

[boywholives]

No, but...I don't want to be rude...

[dracolicious]

It isn't rude in the least. I can guarantee that every adult at that party has got a good idea why you and I disappeared.

[boywholives]

I could care less that they all knew what we were doing up here, but I do feel a bit bad about not saying goodbye.

[dracolicious]

Goodbyes are overrated, but nostalgia is priceless.

[boywholives]

It's a bit strange being here in this room again...

[dracolicious]

A bit strange shagging in this room without me being wider than I am tall, you mean.