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[dracolicious]

Still in Cannes. The weather hasn't been quite good enough for splashing in the water, but it's certainly passable for romping, lounging and picnicking on the sand. Getting clearance from the Ministry to leave the country with our new charge was a pain in my bollocks, or else we would have been here days earlier, but I suppose we'll take what we

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[boywholives]

I am exhausted...

[dracolicious]

So much for enjoying our vacation spot.

[boywholives]

Well, it has been nice, and Oscar seemed to enjoy himself. That's all that really matters.

[dracolicious]

Do you feel better about giving him his beach excursion?

[boywholives]

Are we still planning to head home tomorrow?

[dracolicious]

Oh, I suppose. Nothing else to do, is there?

[boywholives]

Not really, no...

[dracolicious]

We'll make a stellar pair of retirees someday, you know.

[boywholives]

Small bites, Bean...there's no need to inhale the treacle tart...

[dracolicious]

Now, Potter, how is he going to prepare himself for years of overindulging if he doesn't practice now?

[boywholives]

I'm more concerned with his dislike of chewing his food...

[dracolicious]

Don't want his teeth wearing down, though. Best to swallow things whole, just like his father.

[boywholives]

So, I think the homeschooling has been working out rather well. You?

[dracolicious]

I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over Muffin's applause at the decrease in compulsory nonsense assignments.

[boywholives]

...so, not a Ravenclaw, then.

[dracolicious]

Ravenclaws are bores, anyhow. Members of Preciousfluff House know better than to waste their time reiterating the same thing over and over simply to stay busy so their teaching crew can look competent.