Comments | dracolicious: Merlin preserve me.

dracolicious

Merlin preserve me.

Apr 23, 2011 20:03

All right, munchkins, let's work on getting these eggs colored so they're ready for the Easter Bunny! . . . No, we aren't going to eat them just yet. And since when do you eat eggs, anyway? You do not, you argue that they look like snot and refuse to touch them---have I got to put memories of this into Papa's pensieve as proof? Don't test me, ( Read more... )

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boywholives April 24 2011, 02:08:29 UTC

Well, we're going to make them all nice and colourful, and then tomorrow afternoon, we're going to have to find them again - except some of them might have candy or money inside instead of egg. You won't know until you crack it open.

dracolicious April 24 2011, 02:46:46 UTC

Well, mainly because Daddy is far too lazy to get up at the arsecrack of dawn to let the lot of you root about in the yard for bunny leavings. I think it will be nice and warm and sunny in the afternoon, besides.

boywholives April 24 2011, 02:47:38 UTC

No, he doesn't mean actual bunny poo...ignore Daddy, he has a crude sense of humour.

dracolicious April 24 2011, 02:53:02 UTC

Though I suppose there will likely be those sort of leavings, as well.

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boywholives April 24 2011, 02:09:19 UTC

You didn't eat all the candy, did you?

dracolicious April 24 2011, 02:47:12 UTC

What's it to you?

boywholives April 24 2011, 02:48:15 UTC

The look of disappointment on four little faces, that's what.

dracolicious April 24 2011, 02:53:29 UTC

Potter, I am a professional.

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boywholives April 24 2011, 02:10:30 UTC

Because when we come back down here after they've gone to bed to hide these eggs and get the other ones sorted, there had better not be one single piece of candy missing from the secret stash.

dracolicious April 24 2011, 02:47:51 UTC

It's already been eaten and replaced more times than I can count, observant one.

boywholives April 24 2011, 02:50:02 UTC

...did your parents withhold food from you as a child or something?

dracolicious April 24 2011, 02:54:38 UTC

No more so than yours, I expect, and you haven't got a raging sweet tooth to conquer.

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boywholives April 24 2011, 02:12:48 UTC

Okay, now let's put all the eggs on the table. Daddy and I already have lots of stuff for you to help decorate the eggs - let's try and keep the majority of the paint on the eggs and not on your faces.

Here, Emmy and Oscar you come on my side of the table - Bean and Morty you go with Daddy over there. We can spread out and have a bit more room this way...

dracolicious April 24 2011, 02:51:18 UTC

MORTIMER SCORPIUS GET THAT PAINTBRUSH OUT OF YOUR MOUTH THIS MINUTE! What did I tell you? We do not eat things dipped in egg dye!

dracolicious April 24 2011, 02:51:40 UTC

I suspect these are my genes hard at work.

boywholives April 24 2011, 02:52:43 UTC

You're forgetting who my cousin was.

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