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[dracolicious]

I fail to see what the big deal is, Potter.

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[boywholives]

I just don't think it's...necessary.

[dracolicious]

Well, I don't believe that limiting my pork intake is necessary, and yet.

[boywholives]

That's different.

[dracolicious]

Stuff it, Potter. Where did you put my bacon flavored popcorn, anyway?

[boywholives]

Birthdays are for family.

[dracolicious]

And seeing as the man's got no family, I elected to adopt him for the day.

[boywholives]

Maxwell is a little old to be adopted.

[dracolicious]

Don't be difficult. I, unlike your savior of the universe arse, am a bit lacking in the casual friends category. Besides, if he turns up with a suitably girly gift for Muffin, even better. She enjoys the attention, and Maxwell will enjoy the baked goods and good company. I do hope he's a bit neater about ingesting the cake than these ruffians, at any rate.

[boywholives]

He won't even know anyone besides us. It'll be awkward.

[dracolicious]

You giving him those bloody unwelcoming glances will make it awkward. He knows a handful of people from Widdleton---Mrs. Weasley's latest agenda is to fatten him up, so I'm certain she will be up his arse with a plate of cupcakes for most of the afternoon.

[boywholives]

Well maybe you'll get lucky and he'll bring you some bacon. Again.

[dracolicious]

Jealous, Potter?