1. Pick 15 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
5. NO cheating, if you don't know any of them then that's just too bad.
In no particular order
1. Man: All Halloween I've been running into someone I used to know.
Woman: This someone - she meant a lot to you?
Man : Yes, yes she did.
Woman: What happened?
Man: I couldn't give her what she wanted.
Woman: What did she want?
Man: To be free. Only one of the most awesome movies no one's heard about. Penelope
2.- Are you a Muslim?
-No. I'm in television. Erin - V for Vendetta
3. It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing. Such a little thing. Jen- "LOTR: Fellowship of the Ring"
4. Please let it be cancer, please let it be cancer, please let it be cancer... Erin - Saved
5.- What would you say is the average length, for most men?
-How would I know? You think I spend all my time in the locker room at the club making a comparative study?
- Let me see yours again, then. We could measure. I'll get a ruler.
- Better make it a yardstick!
- Let's be accurate. Make sure you've got it fully extended. Have it up the whole way.
- It stays up all the way, all day long, man! That's the miracle I was telling you about: better living through chemistry. You got... 16 inches.
- 16 inches! How long does a man's hose have to be?
- That's 32 inches of confidence in every step. Don't forget - I've got two of 'em! Down With Love (More Ewan singing ::smexes::)
6. BAHAHAHA! Stupid FUCKING idiot! Red-shirted ASS! You guys think you're so fucking cool, it makes me sick! "Oh, let's go make fun of the vegans, and their crazy lifestyle!" We're not hurting anyone! Go eat a hamburger and choke on a cow dick! Grandma's Boy (An actual movie about gaming and gaming culture.
7. We need to save our show from people who don't know the difference between a Tony Award and Tony Hawk. Jen - "High School Musical"
8. Welcome the rich man, he's hard for you to miss. His butt keeps getting bigger, so there's plenty there to kiss! Jen- "Spirited Away"
9. Do you believe in love at first sight? Nah, I betcha don't, you're probably too sensible for that. Or have you ever, like, seen somebody? And you knew that, if only that person *really* knew you, they would, well, they would of course dump the perfect model that they were with, and realize that YOU were the one that they wanted to, just, grow old with. Have you ever fallen in love with someone you haven't even talked to? Have you ever been so alone you spend the night confusing a man in a coma? I knew no one would ever get this. Bill Pulman in a role where he is seriously the "hunky" leading man. While You Were Sleeping.
10. Man: What the hell is that?
Woman: Theme wedding.
Man: What was the theme? Humiliation? 27 Dresses. Come on guys, it was in the trailer.
11. I would have left her ages ago, except I love her so damn much. Plus, I have no legs. Erin - Ella Enchanted
12. Woman: What is on your neck?
Man: I bit myself shaving. Someone Like You. Hugh Jackman in a romantic comedy. I'll take that.
13. As you can see, the pseudo-façade was stripped away to reveal a minimalist rococo design. Note the unusual inversed vaulted ceilings. This is yet another example of the late neoclassic Baroque period. And, as I always say, "if it's not Baroque, don't fix it!" No? No Beauty and the Beast here? I'm amazed.
14. Today's forecast? Dark and cloudy, and chance of drive-by. 40 Year Old Virgin. Really obscure reference.
15. "Sabrina fair, listen where thou art sitting under the glassy, cool, translucent wave, in twisted braids of lilies knitting the loose train of thy amber-dropping hair." It's Sabrina. It was in the quote. Ah, I'm done with you.
No one could get them. But thanks for trying.