Another Rant from Dear Ol' Beck
This post is about sex, so naturally I picked my sexiest icon. Work that nosehair Nenki, work it. Obviously under the cut because I do not want to make people's friends question their friends page :p
Alright, so did you know that to some people only penis + vagina = sex? Silly, right? And did you know that if you have not experienced that then you haven't actually HAD sex? What? Really? So you're telling every homosexual man and woman that what they did with their partner wasn't really sex? You're telling people like me, who honestly believe that they PREFER foreplay that their experience doesn't qualify them to know what sex feels like? What about those who use toys that simulate the experience, does that "not count" also? I do not WANT a penis near me until I'm damn sure that I'm comfortable with the guy. You see, I have this thing called "little woman syndrome". It causes me to be attracted to men about twice my size, but comes with...fears about things. And besides, from what I have experienced with myself and with others, I can safely say that there are things that I greatly enjoy. Do they fit the standard penis + vagina definition? No. I'm one of those wierdos whose erogenous zones are screwed up so "up here feels better than down there". In conclusion, there really is no straight definition for sex. The end.
Alright, so did you know that to some people only penis + vagina = sex? Silly, right? And did you know that if you have not experienced that then you haven't actually HAD sex? What? Really? So you're telling every homosexual man and woman that what they did with their partner wasn't really sex? You're telling people like me, who honestly believe that they PREFER foreplay that their experience doesn't qualify them to know what sex feels like? What about those who use toys that simulate the experience, does that "not count" also? I do not WANT a penis near me until I'm damn sure that I'm comfortable with the guy. You see, I have this thing called "little woman syndrome". It causes me to be attracted to men about twice my size, but comes with...fears about things. And besides, from what I have experienced with myself and with others, I can safely say that there are things that I greatly enjoy. Do they fit the standard penis + vagina definition? No. I'm one of those wierdos whose erogenous zones are screwed up so "up here feels better than down there". In conclusion, there really is no straight definition for sex. The end.