Dragondrool

[dracunculus]

I seriously think anyone who was ever into Anne McCaffery's dragon books as a tween should just get a mastiff, it's the same damn thing. Except without the sex, obviously.

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[bateleur]

O_o

[dracunculus]

Mastiffs also don't teleport.

But you get the big, scary monster that looooooooooves you! It's kind of a trip!

[bateleur]

Mastiffs also don't teleport.

Or at least, nobody's even seen one teleport. ;-)

[plasticsturgeon]

You mean walking around with a mastiff doesn't get you laid? I find that hard to believe.

[dracunculus]

Hah! I just meant they don't do mating flights. At least not after you fix 'em.

They do eat rocks though!

[plasticsturgeon]

Wow!