This is very serious stuff!
And so is this!

Pay attention -- there'll be a quiz.

I recently read an interesting quote in this porn spam Email. It went something like: “Nothing maddens man more than utter sanity.” That’s a pretty cool quote. I think there’s some paradoxical truth to that statement. Or… some truth to that paradoxical statement. Either way, I like it ( Read more... )

Just wanted to say, "Hi."

OK. Talk to you later.

I’ve been A-wall, Jack. But now I’m back ( Read more... )

Does anybody actually include “Cousin” as part of their cousin’s name? As in - “Me and Cousin Joe are going over to the ho-down at Uncle Rusty’s farm tonight ( Read more... )

Holy cow, I've been away for the holidays and have just returned. Much to my astonishment upon logging on to LJ, I discovered that I had a paid account again. What, what, what??? 'What's going on here,' I thought.

Well, it turns out that generosity was in the air this fine holiday season. balron is to thank for this kind generosity ( Read more... )

I was eating something the other day. I think it was a sandwich. Or maybe it was a chicken thigh. Or perhaps it was a banana. I don't know, but whatever it was, I'm sure I enjoyed it immensely ( Read more... )

I ate a banana today. I felt like a monkey or something. It was a good banana. Good and cold. Fresh, too. The receptionist gave me this banana ( Read more... )

I'm going to write one of the greatest journal entries that I've ever written. But not now. Soon... maybe.

For now, take a Behind the Scenes glance at one of the first actual script collaboration sessions of the soon-to-be-outrageously-popular "QTV Webshow!"

Here.