Communist Party Recovery Brunch - (No Americans)

[dragon_viet]

There will be free orange juice and the painkillers of your choice.  (It's all clean this time 'round lady and gentlemen)

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[dragon_viet]

no... I don't think so... *suddenly starts to laugh, but stops - hurts too much*

Do you remember what you did with Ivan?

[chairman_yao]

*blurted out far too quickly* NEVER DID ANYTHING WITH HIM. EVER.

*Yao curses the Russian bastard as memories of The Shirt Incident easily flood his mind but remembering anything from the last night remains a painful chore*

[dragon_viet]

Oh I think you did. ... It's all coming back to me now...
Explains your semi-nude state very well mind you...

[chairman_yao]

SEMI-NUDE...? *has the horrific realization that he is indeed half naked and rubs his arms self-consciously, hoping that sleeves will just suddenly appear around them*

*panicked expression thankfully hidden* No... no... this does not mean I did anything with Ivan!

[dragon_viet]

You don't remember?
I had such a hard time getting you to keep your pants on. Goodness Brother, you certainly are obstinate when you want to be. Though why with Ivan, I have no idea...

*needs to take a breather, Mindfuckery should not be played when in hangover state*

[chairman_yao]

*FUCK NO. NOT MY PANTS. Whips the lampshade off, beating back the glare of sunshine with his own, wild-eyed glare of mortified rage*

WHAT.

[dragon_viet]

*breather complete. Frowns scornfully.*

I'm glad you finally have the right reaction after all those lewd things you did together, and right in public too. I thought you were trying to prove a point and incite some jealously.

[chairman_yao]

That... does not sound like me at all...

[dragon_viet]

*deadpans*

Believe me. You were not yourself at all. I was alarmed at your behavior.

I mean, do you often wake up shirtless and covered in whorish makeup, or have I really been unaware of your recent hobbies. Che. So European.
*tsks *

[chairman_yao]

*increasingly upset*

No. Not often. Once before... again with Ivan... and I do not want to talk about that.

Do not compare me to a European. That is uncalled for.

[dragon_viet]

*if she was sober there would be a chance she might feel at least a little guilty*

I found your behavior last night quite uncalled for *having a very hard time remembering anything she did for that matter *

I can only imagine what you two got up to together. ...
I now see why you both seem to be on such good terms.

*Jealousy!*

[chairman_yao]

*rubs face tiredly and groans* Ugh. I can only assume I was drugged.

It was nothing like that, Ly. And it certainly was not intentional. ...And we are not on good terms.

*wishes, not for the first time, that he wasn't so damn attractive to the blondes of HQ*

[ooc: China & Vietnam = Marsha & Jan Brady? lol]

[dragon_viet]

*drapes and arm over him, in an gesture meant to console*

I understand Brother. You are lucky I was there to keep things from getting worse than they were.

[I just looked those people up. Do you mean in the same way that those two people has lesbian sexual encounters behind the scenes? (what happens when you google their names)lol ]

[chairman_yao]

*a bit uncomfortable, he still doesn't have a shirt on after all, but appreciates the gesture and leans toward her*

I am. I hope you did not see anything too shameful.

[ooc: LOL oh god what!? Oh Brady Bunch you so... so... I don't even know. wiki - Storylines which involve Jan often feature her jealousy of her seemingly more popular older sister Marcia]

[dragon_viet]

*totally aware that she could be making him uncomfortable, and debates moving or not*

I think it would be better for your self confidence if I did not tell you what I saw.

[chairman_yao]

Was it really that bad? *absently shrugs the arm around him, noticing something out the corner of his eye* LY, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAND!?

*pulls the arm further around him, moving her hand in front of his face, inspecting the fine slash across her palm*

[ooc: oh lawd, is dat sum continuity!?]