*oof! that annoyed bat impacted more than he expected... damn her impressive manly upper body strength* NO I DID NOT CUT YOU! Look it is already partially healed... What could have caused this?
*traces the cut carefully with his fingers*
[continuity never dies! it just gets lost and ignored and spit upon, because that's how we roll]
*peers at the cut curiously and winces a little* I don't remember... maybe the American... or... I think I remember Francis.... ... No, I think it had to do with something important to tell you... Maybe I did it, to remind myself that I had something to tell you?
*pulls a band-aid out of his pocket (yes, considering all his missing shirts lately, he has taken to filling his pockets with useful things too), it's too small and not even Hello Kitty themed but placing it on her cut hand calms him down*
I sincerely hope this was not your own doing, Viet. No reminder is worth hurting yourself, especially not for my sake.
*working in automatic big-brother mode, he absently leans forward and kisses the owie better with one small peck over the bandage*
.... Of course it is. I am however worried about the number of functioning brain cells you have remaining. Not very many men try to land a kiss and survive.
It was probably the American's doing. Figures all he would be able to land was a shallow little cut, if he had a knife. Though I seem to remeber a machete...
[Alas, vietnam has usually thin sleeves, she has to keep her stuff elsewhere]
*shivers slightly now that her additional body warmth is gone* ...I do not want you to have to question my intentions all the time. I am your brother, that means something to me, not like the other families here. I also do not want to feed your paranoia.
France is an excellent swordsman though, apparently... not that his track record in wars or conflicts or... life... would give you any indication. Surely America would be too afraid of you.
[wears 'em and works 'em baby. aww yeah. ...is there a thong version?]
*blithely ignores his comment on family relations and goes for the important bit; the bit with all the hate. Yum*
Francis isn't a good enough swordsman to conquer me! That's for certain. *smugly* I guess it is plausible that he cut me... with a sword... in just the hand... Or we could leave it at Alfred cutting me with a machete I am sure he doesn't have...
[I checked, there are many. There are boxers too. Here is one I thought would be man-propriate]
aru~! This makes no sense.... we should probably just review the surveillance tapes if we really want to know what happened. I believe Bella and the Prussian both have camera's set up. Perverts.
So they are the ones responsible! Do you know how long it took for me to debug my room? Hours! I was pulling them out of everything! Potted plants, book cases, under carpets, THE BATHROOM! There was even a tiny microphone in my pillows!
Everything that might still be bugged, is in the hall. I am going to burn it all.
The cameras and bugs still remain in my room, but they are no longer monitored. Not after whoever it was on the other end got a live show of Panda working through some digestive problems with the help of my specially blended substances. Extra strength. Double-dose.
I could hear screaming... I just could not identify if it was Belgian or Prussian. I am not good with linguistics.
Do you remember what you did with Ivan?
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urk! What are you talking about. Don't grab me so quickly.
*bats at him with annoyance but then* Dow!?...?!
My hand! Ow. You just cut me? ... with your face?
[continuity? In a place like this? Why sir, I though continuity was dead!]
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*traces the cut carefully with his fingers*
[continuity never dies! it just gets lost and ignored and spit upon, because that's how we roll]
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I don't remember... maybe the American... or... I think I remember Francis....
...
No, I think it had to do with something important to tell you...
Maybe I did it, to remind myself that I had something to tell you?
[continuity likes it rough and dirty!]
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I sincerely hope this was not your own doing, Viet. No reminder is worth hurting yourself, especially not for my sake.
*working in automatic big-brother mode, he absently leans forward and kisses the owie better with one small peck over the bandage*
Better? *hopeful*
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It was probably the American's doing. Figures all he would be able to land was a shallow little cut, if he had a knife. Though I seem to remeber a machete...
[Alas, vietnam has usually thin sleeves, she has to keep her stuff elsewhere]
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America does not use a machete... I do not think he carries weapons at all, usually.
[brilliance. I thought I heard jingling noises when you walked around]
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It would take more than that to make me uncomfortable. You'd just have to try harder.
I highly doubt Francis has a machete... If he does, then there will be problems. And not just for him either.
And America really should know better.
[and Yao obviously wears these little babies]
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France is an excellent swordsman though, apparently... not that his track record in wars or conflicts or... life... would give you any indication. Surely America would be too afraid of you.
[wears 'em and works 'em baby. aww yeah. ...is there a thong version?]
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Francis isn't a good enough swordsman to conquer me! That's for certain. *smugly*
I guess it is plausible that he cut me... with a sword... in just the hand...
Or we could leave it at Alfred cutting me with a machete I am sure he doesn't have...
[I checked, there are many. There are boxers too. Here is one I thought would be man-propriate]
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[TRULY, THAT IS THE RAINBOW THONG OF A GOD]
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I was pulling them out of everything! Potted plants, book cases, under carpets, THE BATHROOM!
There was even a tiny microphone in my pillows!
Everything that might still be bugged, is in the hall. I am going to burn it all.
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I could hear screaming... I just could not identify if it was Belgian or Prussian. I am not good with linguistics.
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Are these diaries full of Prussian secrets do you think? Full of delicious scandalous dirt?
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
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