Gift of greetings

[dragon_viet]

Party favors

Comments

[chairman_yao]

*is nudged by his helpful sister* THE WEATHER! Yes. Utterly terrible I agree.

*drinks more of his punch to occupy his hands as he considers conversation topics, ah, of course!*

...America smells.

[red_underthebed]

*gulps down an abnormally large amount of vodka at once to keep himself from saying anything. It burns his throat, but at least he manages to remain civil*

Yes, he does. He is fat too.

[dragon_viet]

*likes where the conversation is headed*

And hideous, and conceited and self centered and a terrible hypocrite and a blooming pansy. >:[ !

*very enthusiastic about the conversation topic*

[chairman_yao]

*nodding vigorously, ever so slightly tipsy*

Yesh! Yesh! All that and more! But the stench of cheeseburgers is the worst!

[dragon_viet]

I don't like the way he talks or dresses. I think everything about him is slimy.

{did you just say "yesh... dammit"... I really might have spiked his punch...}

[chairman_yao]

Shlimy~? *shakes head, frowning, ahem* Slimy? More obnoxious than insidious, I think.

[dragon_viet]

... *carefully*

Have you had anything else to drink at the party brother? or maybe... some rice wine before the event? You pregamed didn't you. You didn't think my party was going to be any fun, did you? Well Serves you right!

[chairman_yao]

No, of course not! I told you I would only drink your punch! I do no pre-game! .. I cannot. I am not a good drinker at all! It is the curse of my small, but perfectly formed, stature.

[dragon_viet]

Oh. I see. hm. A lot of punch was it? *weekly*

[it wouldn't be too far from reality to assume he has Asian Flushing --> Asian trait that makes drinking uncomfortable and the body breaks down the alcohol much faster --> this is a good thing (sort of) ]

[dragon_viet]

[the perfectly formed part did not go over her head]

[chairman_yao]

*looks at his first and only cup* Half a cup of punch is not a lot - but if it will make you happy... *downs the rest in one go! refills and downs another!*

[ooc: ha! yes I was totally thinking the stereotypical flush. Combined with the fact that he's about two inches tall, weighs nothing, and never drinks anything stronger than milk = the ultimate lightweight.]

[of course he thinks he's perfectly formed. if you were this pretty you'd think that too!]

[dragon_viet]

*it takes quite a bit of self control to keep her jaw from dropping to the floor. * {what is that, his third/fourth cup?!}

Ah...how are you feeling...? *hesitantly*

[chairman_yao]

Feeling? Hmm. *rests his chin on his hand and looks thoughtful... after a good thirty seconds of unmoving, unblinking stillness it should become apparent that he has spaced out entirely*

[dragon_viet]

...

...

*pokes him in the eye curiously*

[chairman_yao]

*startled jump! blink blink* My eye-aru!

[red_underthebed]

Really? It's his self-righteousness that really gets to me...

*Ivan drinks a little more and isn't sure what to make of Yao's new lisp and loss of motor control. His inner flamboyance must come out when he gets really excited about something, the Russian decides*

[OOC: OK, now I'm going to bed XD]