*is uberfucking worried*

*goes off in search of he of the jaunty hat.*

*sits in his favourite spot in the woods and mopes*

*the expression on his face resembles that of a child who's scared his parents are going to split up, in a lizardy kind of way.*

*He's only a young dragon after all. Awww.*

*sits, basking in a clearing in the woods just outside Tirion that he made himself.*

*admires his metal claws in the sunlight* :D

Swweeeeeet...

*feels something plonk down on his tail*

Huh?

*is still trussed up*

*is irritated in the extreme*

*stinks on general principle*

So is anyone going to rescue me or are you all too busy filing your nails, getting laid, cannoodling with significant others or crocheting new hats? >:|

*sits outside the temple, scowling at the world*

*nurses his injured paw* :(

*looks as adorable as a dragon can, looking for sympathy*

Oh for fuck's sake. You people. People get squashed by trees all the time, it happens. And anyway, killing me won't bring her back, it's a pointless excercise.
Silly, emotional mammals.

Okay Glaurung. Notes to self.

1.If anyone gives you trouble, flame the bastards, or drop rocks on their heads.
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Well shit. When will elves learn that trees are big, heavy dangerous things and aren't loffly after all?

*goes to the temple*

Hello? Can someone help me with my tail?

*has an itchy back. A really REALLY itchy back.* :(

*tries leaning up against a tree to scratch it grizzly bear style.*
*tree uproots and falls over in a matter of seconds.*

Dammit. I'm too big.

*wriggles and looks for something more robust*

*spots a large, stone phallus in the distance*

Ah, perfect. *lumbers towards it*

*climbs up to the top of Sauron's temple*

*wraps his tail around the spire and settles down, keeping completely still, so he almost looks like part of the architecture*

*watches the world go by*

*following his latest skin shed, is now the size of a small pony*

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