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Somedays you're just sitting there, contemplating how you've grown and matured. Have a new car that, thanks to auto bill pay, has never had a late payment. My own phone, phone bill and auto insurance. Never mind the kid thing, a menstrating 11 year old can have one of those... I'm buying a house! I have successfully spoken with my ex three times ( Read more... ) -
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The one thing I have grown to know and count on is that to Luke, I'm second tier when other folks are around. I'm no longer offended when I come in 5th when it comes to who to do something with. Its actually something that I exploit at this point, especially in theme parks ( Read more... ) -
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I am on a cat gathering plan and didn't know it. As you will recall, we originally got two litter mates when Luke was three. When Gypsy died (horribly), we waited a bit and got Little Bit when Pi was just about two. Their birthdays are almost right next to each other (3/31 and 4/4), just two years apart ( Read more... ) -
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I am seriously more stoked (wtf, '90s kid showing through?) about the upcoming How to Train Your Dragon sequel than any other movie ever. Except maybe the Avengers ( Read more... ) -
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People are bound and determined to ruin my child's belief in Santa/Tooth Fairy/Easter bunny ( Read more... ) -
I Scared Myself
aka: I Might Need Some Red Paint As a House Warming Present
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Sudden flashback to vacation: I wolf whistled Chad.
It was teasing.
He'd just done it to someone else in the same situation ten minutes before.
His face said "I have no idea what to do with this."
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Twisted thought of the night, courtesy of The Following:
The LATCH system would be a great benefit in kidnapping someone. Literally tie them IN TO THE CAR. -
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A proposal for a new Whose Line Is It Anyway Game: Things you can say to your computer/webpage that you can't say to a real person.
My response? *scroll scroll scroll* *whiney voice* "I'm not looking for a threesome, c'mon. Just gimme something fun. -
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Is it bad that I kinda want to see Captain America 2 just so I won't be lost in future MCU movies and mostly wanna see it to see if Natasha is REALLY wearing the arrow necklace that has been fan raved since there were little sneak peek set stills released ( Read more... )