Umm...memory, memory. Do you remember than one time that you dangled me over the edge of the cliff to reach the S/S doujinshi that had fallen onto the ledge below? It's a good thing you didn't drop me - we'd never have gotten to read it!
Remember when we visited that nursing home in Australia, and that old lady that smelled like chickens ran up and wouldn't stop hugging you, because she thought you were her great-great-great granddaughter, Matilda? After about forty-five minutes, you tried to push her off only to realize that...she'd died while hugging you. We helped the other residents of the home flush her down the toilet, and I said some words in her honor, even though I hadn't a clue who she was. Then at the after-party, that 125-year-old man gave you a brownie coated in cocaine and winked. We were slightly freaked out, so we left in our giant robot.
Of course! That old man did freak me out, though I think he was just upset that the great-great-great-great grandmother of Matilda was dead. The poor guy.
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Umm...memory, memory. Do you remember than one time that you dangled me over the edge of the cliff to reach the S/S doujinshi that had fallen onto the ledge below? It's a good thing you didn't drop me - we'd never have gotten to read it!
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Why yes, of course I do! It was dangerous, but that doujinshi was worth it!
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