*Yao is on his back in the tall grasses behind a nearby barn, sleeping off the previous evening's club activities. He is shirtless, of course, with a lampshade on his head and a phone number written on his chest in lipstick. Slutty lipstick.
The croak of a frog? A toad? Possibly a NORTHERN Toad has him blink his eyes open. He regrets this action almost immediately and damns the world and it's demon brightness - but his curses are muffled by the cormorant egg in his mouth. What.*
The egg only works to relieve the symptoms if you actually swallow the thing. Here allow me to help you with that. *crankily pokes his neck now, a little more vindictively than appropriate*
Stop being a baby and get up. Where did you get that thing anyway? *Would have taken the lampshade for herself, but her hat is currently pulled down low over her eyes. Damn sunlight!*
*while not hungover (ingested only one (1) scorpion and no beverage but coffee, after all), is currently suffering from a cold monstrous as the United States (I went there) due to one Cat Drowning in Puddle incident of last night.
consequence the second; he has found himself without any non-drenched clothing to speak of, as he was wearing every single article he owned the night before in order to brave the Arctic winters. (you never know with this weather, after all.) all he wears now is a large Swedish flag (don't tell me you don't carry your standard on you 24/7) around his shoulders and possibly still-damp underwear. it's pitiful, avert your eyes.
consequence the third; his glasses have been lost to one Vietnam. thus, is meandering near the pond, 80% blind, and wishing for nothing more than the newspaper and a couple facial tissues.
*with her hat pulled down so low over her eyes (all the cool kids do it!) it's a wonder she hasn't fallen into the frigid waters again. She stiffles a sniffle. and suddenly BAM! Walks into a huge mountain of pain.*
DOW! *her head reals, and she slams her hand against a perfectly toned chest obstacle in frustration*
Pillars do not speak... nor do they slam their hands upon my head...Who are you?...Have we met?
*frisks pillar, looking for some sort of physical recognition here and not immediately noticing it is nearly naked. Is coughed on. She sneezes in retaliation.*
[next time, I'm drinking coffee and energy drink to keep up with you, you freak of nature and your sparkles might take out my brother, but they got nothing on me. ]
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The croak of a frog? A toad? Possibly a NORTHERN Toad has him blink his eyes open. He regrets this action almost immediately and damns the world and it's demon brightness - but his curses are muffled by the cormorant egg in his mouth. What.*
....Whhhhffppmm!?
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The egg only works to relieve the symptoms if you actually swallow the thing. Here allow me to help you with that. *crankily pokes his neck now, a little more vindictively than appropriate*
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NNH. TOO BRIGHT.
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And you're being too loud. *sullenly*
Stop being a baby and get up. Where did you get that thing anyway? *Would have taken the lampshade for herself, but her hat is currently pulled down low over her eyes. Damn sunlight!*
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consequence the second; he has found himself without any non-drenched clothing to speak of, as he was wearing every single article he owned the night before in order to brave the Arctic winters. (you never know with this weather, after all.) all he wears now is a large Swedish flag (don't tell me you don't carry your standard on you 24/7) around his shoulders and possibly still-damp underwear. it's pitiful, avert your eyes.
consequence the third; his glasses have been lost to one Vietnam. thus, is meandering near the pond, 80% blind, and wishing for nothing more than the newspaper and a couple facial tissues.
...... sneezes.*
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DOW! *her head reals, and she slams her hand against a perfectly toned chest obstacle in frustration*
Watch where you're going tall pillar!
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'S m'savior.
*... touches the hat, wondering if an animal has made its home on her head - and a horrendously unbecoming coughing fit commences.*
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*frisks pillar, looking for some sort of physical recognition here and not immediately noticing it is nearly naked.
Is coughed on.
She sneezes in retaliation.*
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*having come around to search for Taiwan's key, she sees.... this*
...... The hell happened here?
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CORMORANT. Shhh.
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someone please, turn out the sky... it's so bright... why does it hate me so much...
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OH, YOU GUYS ARE HUNGOVER! Oh, er, sorry.
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... Little one... why aren't you bigger... *also confused*
... actually if you were bigger I might try to drown you too. Good thinking little baby!
... Do you think you could go find big sister some aspirin or something...
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*rolls over and tries to burry her head in the sand*
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