A Walk on the Other Side
anonymous
June 28 2011, 00:55:26 UTC
The door to Varric's private suite burst open, revealing a tall, handsome Riviani man in skin tight black trousers, thigh high boots, sleeveless shirt open to his waist, and flowing, luxurious black hair, the bounty of which also graced his firm, muscled chest and stomach.
"This," he proclaimed, "is the best day of my life."
"That's nice," said Varric. "Want to have it somewhere else? I don't usually invite strangers into my bedroom."
"I thought perhaps we could have a hair-off," said the man, stroking his chest suggestively. He looked weirdly familiar and the gleam in his eye was definitely something that Varric had seen before ... "There's another Paragon of manliness in town, sweet thing."
A few years ago, this sort of thing would have probably made him surprised, but after following Hawke around, there was very little that could shock him anymore. "Riviani," he said. "How did you accomplish this? And why"There was a thing, in the Emporium," Isabela shrugged. The necklace was gone, but she - he'd kept the lip ring. And
( ... )
Oh, auth anon, this has filled me with utter glee! You have no idea. It was hilarious and somehow also managed to push my buttons. I'm a Varric/Isabela shipper, for one thing. And then there were leather pants. And then there was Varric/Isabela slash. And this:
"Gah," said Varric. He glanced at the quill in his hand and then tossed it aside. Some things no one would believe.
Glad you like! Isabela and Varric together are so damn fun to write. This was supposed to be a minifill, dammit, but I already have ideas for Merrill and and Sebastian ...
"Terribly hard to concentrate," said Isabela, glancing down at her.
"Why? Because you're taller, and everything seems the wrong height? Or, oh, because you're balance is off? Do you miss your breasts? Is it very odd, to be all big and muscle-y?"
"It's the cock," said Isabela.
And that was the moment when the OP sporfled and splattered a not-insubstantial mouthful of iced tea all over her monitor. Because OP is a moron and keeps forgetting not to drink while reading the kmeme, especially something this awesome and funny.
How is this so completely awesome? ♥ 'Truco' and naughty, naughty Seb. Isabela's voice is spot on and I'm digging that being a man didn't change much of anything after all.
If auth anon is at all motivated to continue this thing of beauty with any of the other companions, OP would be positively giddy.
A Walk on the Other Side (Aveline)
anonymous
June 28 2011, 04:19:27 UTC
"I don't know who you are, but you're going to tell me what you're doing in the Champion's house, right now." Aveline kept her hand on her sword hilt. This man looked like trouble if she'd ever seen it, six foot plus of oozing sex appeal and self-satisfaction. He had a lip ring, for the Maker's sake
( ... )
"This," he proclaimed, "is the best day of my life."
"That's nice," said Varric. "Want to have it somewhere else? I don't usually invite strangers into my bedroom."
"I thought perhaps we could have a hair-off," said the man, stroking his chest suggestively. He looked weirdly familiar and the gleam in his eye was definitely something that Varric had seen before ... "There's another Paragon of manliness in town, sweet thing."
A few years ago, this sort of thing would have probably made him surprised, but after following Hawke around, there was very little that could shock him anymore. "Riviani," he said. "How did you accomplish this? And why"There was a thing, in the Emporium," Isabela shrugged. The necklace was gone, but she - he'd kept the lip ring. And ( ... )
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Now show her ravishing the rest of Kirkwall. *is greedy*
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"Gah," said Varric. He glanced at the quill in his hand and then tossed it aside. Some things no one would believe.
Bloody brilliant. Thank you.
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*OP attempts to entice you with virtual chocolate, booze or other vice of your choice*
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"Why? Because you're taller, and everything seems the wrong height? Or, oh, because you're balance is off? Do you miss your breasts? Is it very odd, to be all big and muscle-y?"
"It's the cock," said Isabela.
And that was the moment when the OP sporfled and splattered a not-insubstantial mouthful of iced tea all over her monitor. Because OP is a moron and keeps forgetting not to drink while reading the kmeme, especially something this awesome and funny.
Thank you for adding this bit.
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"Truco" means "trick" in Spanish. I thought it was a nice pun. ;)
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If auth anon is at all motivated to continue this thing of beauty with any of the other companions, OP would be positively giddy.
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