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the_guestage Q: NAME A FRIEND WHO'S NAME STARTS WITH THE LETTER "B"
A: Haven't actually got any friends who start with "B"-but I know a Bob and a Brenda...
Q: NOW NAME SOMETHING THAT REMINDS YOU OF THEM:
A: College would be the common theme! College and absenteeism!
Q: 4TH PERSON ON YOUR MISSED CALLS:
A: Nothing! I popped my SIM out earlier and it's wiped me lists. That's quite annoying...
Q: WHAT DID THE LAST TEXT MESSAGE YOU RECIEVED SAY?:
A: "Hi Dave.I don't know if you've heard but we r playing a gig on 5th july in buffalo bar so come along if u r free.Duffy"
Q: DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
A: Only when I'm done. And by "done", I don't mean drinking out of them. I mean using them to drop water down people's backs :D
Q: DO YOU HAVE CURLY HAIR?
A: Not on my head.
Q: WHAT IS THE NEXT CONCERT YOURE GOING TO?
A: By the looks of it, Duffy's gig. See above.
Q: WHO IS THE COOLEST PERSON IN YOUR LIFE?
A: Though it pains me to say it, my brother is pretty damned cool. Then again, so's The Lass...
Q: WHAT WORD DO YOU SAY A LOT?
A: Bugger. It slips out more than I'd care to admit. "Classic" is another biggie. And, for some reason, describing things as "Monster". o_o
Q: WHAT IS THE LAST THING YOU ATE:
A: Starbar. Starbars are just the bestest thing that was ever invented ever. The univers was created solely so Starbars could exist!
Q: WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU SAID TO SOMEONE AND WHO WAS IT?
A: I was discussing how socially inappropriate having nipples is. Thank God for random, understanding girls I work with!
Q: DO YOU WATCH TV?
A: Not so much, which I'm really rather chuffed about.
Q: MOST RANDOM THING YOU HEARD IN THE PAST 72 HOURS?
A: Jeez...everything out of my mouth? OOoo, there was the conversation about Mr Benn. We decided Mr Benn wasn't some harmless geezer who has wacky adventures in the shop changing room-he's a shell-shocked war vet who gets by on his daily acid trips. He scores some acid, and goes to the shop changing room to get high. All those adventures are him on an acid trip. The shopkeeper doesn't "appear" at the end-that's Benn crashing down to find the shopkeeper wheeling him to the hospital and poking him with a stick to keep him alive.Mr Benn, acid freak.
That count?
Q: HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE DONNIE DARKO?
A: Yup. Possibly one of my Top Five.
Q: DO YOU HAVE WORK TOMORROW?
A: I don't really work even when I AM here. But yes.
Q: EVER MAKE OUT WITH SOMEONE?
A: Yup
Q: ON A BED?
A: Yuppy
Q: IN A BED?
A: Hmmm. :) Yep
Q: UNDER A BED?
A: Now on the to-do list.
Q: EVER BEEN HUNTING?
A: Nope. Although I'm totally aware of where meat comes from, I'm kinda against hunting for pleasure and wouldn't do it. A bit hypocritical of me, really, but there you go. On the other hand, if I were starving somewhere and needed to hunt, then no probs at all. Damned greyscalre morality!
Q: IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
A: The 8-Ball says "Maybe"
Q: WHAT SHOULD YOU BE DOING RIGHT NOW?:
A: Technically, working, but I'm just not a technical guy!
Q: DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
A: Not anymore. Which, considering the general tone of my nicknames, is a damned good thing!!
Q: DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT?
A: OOoo, toughie. I might have to change "BELIEVE" to "HOPE"
Q: WHO'S THE YOUNGEST ONE IN THE FAMILY ?
A: Um...me second cousin? About 3 months old, I think.
Q: IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?
A: Ah. Again, greyscale morality here. I smoked dope constantly (and excessively!) for about 10 months, but that was just 'cos the girl I was going out with did. When we split up, I stopped. Totally. Now, went to Amsterdam and smoked a bit there, but hey, I was in Amsterdam! Also, am about to move into new flat, and mentioned to new flatmate we might pick up a little bit just to chill in new flat. But that's it.
Conversely, though, I'm not opposed to trying a few things, just the once, for the experience. Mushrooms, for instance, speed and have been invited out with a few guys who do coke.
(Jeez, this is making me sound awful!! I'm not!!)
Back to the question-I'm not 100% anti-drug. Drugs can be REALLY bad, but when managed properly, can be OK. Certainly no more harmful than beer! But it's when people are convinced they're managing and they're not...
Q: ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?
A: Totally. Used to be mega light, but now I sleep like a log.
Q: DO YOU CLEAN UP NICE?
A: Yes. :D
Q: LAST TIME YOU USED A SKATEBOARD?
A: A week or two ago. And no, I can't skate at all. But I love my inner child!
Q: DO YOU THINK YOUR ATTRACTIVE?
A: :-S Um...To the right person?
I dunno! Self doubt and paranoia aside, I don't think I'm that bad! I don't think I'm ugly (although I am bloody overweight! *sigh*) and I think I've got a pretty attractive personality. Plus an element of fun and randomness people seem to like!
Q: HAVE YOU EVER STARTED AN UNCONTROLLABLE FIRE?
A: Nope. Uncontrollable explosions, now...
Q: EVER RUN OUT OF GAS ON THE ROAD?
A: Yup. Was brilliant! Randomly accosted people as I was pushing the car-ended up with about 12 random people having a mini car-pushing party!
Q: BEST MOVIE YOU'VE SEEN IN THE PAST TWO WEEKS?
A: :-S
Been busy as balls these last two weeks. Um..I saw Lord of War which wasn't too bad.
Q: WHATS YOUR FAVORITE FORM OF TRAVEL?
A: Flying in my dreams!
NEXT
1. Next person you'll kiss: I’d like to say The Lass, but given my random drunken gayness…
2. Next movie you want to see: Superman. Matt, the geek, is probably going to froth himself to death at it and I wanna be there to see it!
3. Next person you want to sleep with: Ahem. *whistles*
4. Next car you want to have?: First car I want to have, you mean!
5. Next time you're going out?: God only knows! I’m moving flat tonight, so I have both no time and no money! Went out Monday, though…
6. Next time you're going to move: Ha! Tonight!
7. Next thing you're going to save money for: For the sake of having money!
8. Next time that you will drink alcohol: Hmm. Housewarming, if we can afford the bloody thing!
9. Next person you are going to call: OOoo…I dunno. Job application, maybe?
10. Next place you'll take vacation: Am supposed to be taking a mini cruise to Spain with work people, but I don’t think that’s coming off. But a camping trip to Devon with The Lass has been put forward…
11. Next thing you are going to do after filling this survey?: My two hours of easy work as my friend’s teaching the lesson, then rush to enter www.photomarathon.co.uk, then carry on learning British Sign Language. Joy!
11. Next thing you are going to eat: Whatever crap I manage to shovel down my throat on mad dash to enter competition.
12. Next time you plan to be drunk? Housewarming? All donations to the “Welcome Dave To His New Flat And Give Him Beer Because He Is Penniless” fund are most welcome.
14. Next thing you are going to do outside: Bask.
15. Next person you'd like to see fill this out: Anyone who’s both internet addicted enough and sad enough to actually complete this monstrosity will probably have a few interesting thing to say.
LASTS:
1. Last kiss: Today’s Wednesday…Monday night? Probably early Tuesday morning if y’all wanna get technical.
2. Last person you hugged: The Lass.
3. Last person you spoke to: Simon
4. Last alcoholic beverage: Pint of Fosters
6. Last movie: Little Nicky
7. Last person you thought of?: Dave, guy in work who shattered his arm, but only cos people were talking about him when I read the question.
8. Last school you went to: My college, where I am now!
9. Last person you said I love you to: My flatmate Paul as he was leaving last night after I heard he could get me free cinema tickets. Possibly not the most romantic usage ever…
10. Last run in with the law: ahem.
11. Last fight you were in: Real one? Oh, aaagggeeesss ago. People leave me alone. I think I look scary.
12. Last bar/club/concert/party you went to: Went to Barfly on Monday. The Lass’ mates were playing.
13. Last person you e-mailed: Amy (aka PC Podmore)
14. Last thing you ate: Um…corned beef sandwich at 4am this morning as I was still up packing!
15. Last thing you saved up money for: Amsterdam!
16. Last song you sung: Jeez! Um…had tunes playing all night as I packed! I think the last one was either Superstition or Times like these
FIRSTS
First car: Not had one yet.
First pet: Stray old mutt. Called Ben!
First word/phrase: “Daddy”, apparently. I’d have preferred “bugger”. Has afar better ring to it.
First alcoholic beverage: A sip of me dad’s beer when I was about 6. And prompt vomiting 16 seconds later.
First time you stayed out all night: OOoo, good one! I honestly can’t remember. Must’ve been good!
First best friend/S: Josh
First job: Barman at a social club
First school: St Mary’s
First Tattoo: Nada tattooa
First car accident: It hit me. Me mum was pushing me in a pushchair and a Ferrari came racing around a corner, clipped my pushchair and I literally flew out of it and smacked, Garfield style, into a parked car. Explains everything about me, really, doesn’t it?
1. Do you still talk to the person you had your first kiss with?: Ha! Nope. And I think that’s probably best on both sides! My first ever kiss was at 17, with a random girl from college. And I was sad enough to tell her right afterwards. :-S!
2. Have you ever seen your best friend naked?: Current best friend? No, but he does have a propensity for walking around with his top off. And, when he crashed over the other day, his todger was sticking out of his boxers. Which was quite difficult to bring up, really!
3. What did you do for fun in the 2nd grade?: Silly Americanised quizzes!
4. What is the best thing about your body?: Um…that I’m in it? Seriously, my body is dodgy. I’m tall and very strong, which is great, but I’m definitely seeing some squidgy bits. I heal at an almost Wolverine rate, but always leave scars like a bastard from the tiniest thing. Go figure…
6. Are you against same sex marriage?: Nope!
7. (US) Did you vote for Bush?:
(UK) Did you vote for Blair?: Not a chance
8. Where are you going on your next vacation?: Spain. Devon. The fantasy kingdoms of my cerebrum.
9. Truth or dare?: Either. I’m aaallll good.
10. Are most of your friends guys or girls?: Hmm….Thinking, I’d actually say about 50/50. See the guys more, though.
12. Last thing you ate today?: That bloody corned beef sandwich.
13. If you could have one super power what would it be?: Hmm. Telekinesis, down to atomic level. You can pretty much do anything.
14. Where have you lived most of your life?: Caerdydd
15. What was the last conversation you had about?: Whether attaching a drum kit to the front of the college bus so we can play while we dive would be something we could get away with.
16. Where do you see yourself in 4 years?: Teaching, if I ever get off my ass and arrange to start my BoE!
17. What's your favorite smell?: OOoo, good one! Fresh lavender…a cooked dinner…freshly cut grass…the smell of The Lass’ hair when she’s cwtched up asleep on my chest.
18. What is your favorite sound?: Um…cash machine dispensing? The hiss of a can opening on a hot day…feminine moaning… :P
19. Are you moody?: Only on the inside
20. Favorite movie of all time?: I dunno! I’ve got a top five, in no particular order: The Crow, Donnie Darko, Shawshank Redemption, Usual Suspects, American Beauty
21. Are you a mean person?: Nope. Nice and gullible!
22. Have you ever gone to therapy?: Physiotherapy! Does that count? I had to learn to walk again after an accident when I was 11.
23. Have you ever played spin the bottle?: No. Hmmm…That’s kinda shitty, actually, thinking about it. Spin the Bottle is just an institution! Everyone’s got a Spin the Bottle story!
24. Have you ever TPed someones house?: Nope, but only for lack of quirky mates who’d help me, I’m sure!
25. Have you ever liked someone but never told them?: Yup. :(
26. Have you ever gone camping?: Nope, but it seems camping may be on the cards for this summer (finally!)
27. Have you ever had a crush on your sibiling's friend?: Nope, but probably only because my brother’s so much older than me.
29. Lights on or off when you're sleeping?: Off as a rule, but I easily crash out with the lights on if I’m knackered.
30. Have you ever had a stalker?: Yup. Scary girl!! :-S
31. Have you ever been on a bad first date?: Don’t think I’ve ever been on a “date”, per se…
Oh, wait, my first ever time out with a girl ever. That was atrocious!! Seriously-the single most awkward few hours of my life. All her fault, naturally!
32. Have you ever laughed so hard you cried?: Yup. I don’t think there’s many better feelings than having you and a few good friends laughing so hard you can’t even look at each other, lest it set you off again!
33. Have you ever gone to a party where you were the only sober person?: Yup.
34. Have you ever been in love?: OOoo…
No.I’ve kinda had to say it to scary girlfriends, which I resent immensely, but no.
36. Have you ever lied to your parents?: Isn’t that what they’re for?
37. Have you ever been out of the US?: All the time. I’ve been to the US, too.
38. Have you ever thrown up from working out?: No, but felt like it sometimes. But still, what a freaking question!
39. Have you ever gotten a haircut so bad that you wore a hat for a month straight?: Nope. But I’ve had one so bad that I went straight to another hairdresser and got it cut even smaller to get it all out.
40. Have you ever eaten 3 meals from 3 different fast food places in one day?: *looks at gut*
Probably!
42. Have you ever spied on someone?: Yup. I was quite the little voyeur when I was younger.
43. Do you want to get married?: Hmm. I want security, affection, compassion humour, trust, sensitivity, humour, intelligence, quirkiness and randomness in a loving relationship. If I can get all that, then marriage isn’t really an issue. Yay or nay, really.
44. How many people do you have a crush on right now?: Just the one. Awww! :)
45. Who was the last person who called you?: My housing agency. Probably to demand where this month’s rent is as I’m moving out!
46. When was the last time you slept for more then 12 hours?: A few weeks ago. Long night out.
47. Have you ever been arrested?: Nope.
48. What is your favorite food?: I actually don’t know. Judging by my weight (argh!), all of it!
49. What is your favorite deadly sin?: Gula or Luxuria. Gluttony or Lust.
50. Have you ever drank egg nog?: Nope, but we were talking about this the other day. What the hell is that stuff?! Bloody Americans, sticking it in all their films and no bugger knows what it is!