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Here's a super-easy recipe for when you want a tasty dessert but don't have a lot of time, energy, or willpower.
Blinkie's Super Lazy Cinnamon Rolls!
Ingredients:
1 can biscuits. You know, the kind where you peel back the label and it goes POP and scares the shit out of you.
1/2 to 3/4 stick butter.
3/4 cup sugar
A bunch of cinnamon. I dunno, I think I put in like a tablespoon or a tablespoon and a half?
1. Preheat the oven to whatever the can of biscuits says. Spray the shit out of a cookie sheet with nonstick spray.
2. Melt the butter in a wide-ish, shallow-ish bowl. A rice bowl or cereal bowl will work. Well, not the giant-ass bowls my brother puts his cereal in.
3. In another, similar bowl, mix the sugar and the cinnamon.
4. Pop open the can of biscuits. Feel free to say a bad word when it pops.
5. Forge the rolls thusly: take a biscuit, dip both sides in the melted butter, flop it all around in the sugar/cinnamon mixture, fold it in half and mash it together a little, dredge it in the sugar again for good measure, and put it on the cookie sheet.
6. Do this with the rest of the biscuits.
7. Throw the cookie sheet of cinnamony goodness into the oven and bake for however long the can of biscuits says.
8. Allow to cool from molten-lava temperatures before eating.
9. If you're us, polish off the entire tray while watching Black Butler on Netflix.
Here's a super-easy recipe for when you want a tasty dessert but don't have a lot of time, energy, or willpower.
Blinkie's Super Lazy Cinnamon Rolls!
Ingredients:
1 can biscuits. You know, the kind where you peel back the label and it goes POP and scares the shit out of you.
1/2 to 3/4 stick butter.
3/4 cup sugar
A bunch of cinnamon. I dunno, I think I put in like a tablespoon or a tablespoon and a half?
1. Preheat the oven to whatever the can of biscuits says. Spray the shit out of a cookie sheet with nonstick spray.
2. Melt the butter in a wide-ish, shallow-ish bowl. A rice bowl or cereal bowl will work. Well, not the giant-ass bowls my brother puts his cereal in.
3. In another, similar bowl, mix the sugar and the cinnamon.
4. Pop open the can of biscuits. Feel free to say a bad word when it pops.
5. Forge the rolls thusly: take a biscuit, dip both sides in the melted butter, flop it all around in the sugar/cinnamon mixture, fold it in half and mash it together a little, dredge it in the sugar again for good measure, and put it on the cookie sheet.
6. Do this with the rest of the biscuits.
7. Throw the cookie sheet of cinnamony goodness into the oven and bake for however long the can of biscuits says.
8. Allow to cool from molten-lava temperatures before eating.
9. If you're us, polish off the entire tray while watching Black Butler on Netflix.