dragonblink

"Bender, we're trying our best." "Your best is an idiot!"

dragonblink Jul 13, 2011 21:33

I gotta go to bed now cuz I'm going in to the office tomorrow and that means I gotta get up at ass o'clock, and I'm still drinking decaf ( Read more... )

blinkiefail, pretty much nothing

"Space is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence."

dragonblink Jul 12, 2011 23:25

So anyone who knows me, knows it takes forever for me to get around to seeing a movie. The hearing problem means I don't go to movie theaters much -- the last movie I saw in an actual theater was Plan Nine From Outer Space (courtesy of Rifftrax) and before that? Superman Returns. And I dunno, I never seem to get around to Netflixing movies very ( Read more... )

blinkie is old, it's full of stars, night of the living blinkie, team rocket, fuck yeah maru, nerd, all my entries begin with the word so, theramin, join the century, bite my shiny metal ass

"You nasty little awful green pea that's ruined every single burrito I've ever had!"

dragonblink Jul 11, 2011 22:27

Do you have a Trader Joe's nearby? If not -- you poor, sad bastard.

If so, here's a super-quick and fairly healthy fried rice you can make from handy Trader Joe's ingredients!

Blinkie's Superfast Kinda Healthy Fried Rice Starring Trader Joe'sIngredients ( Read more... )

shit i made up, recipe, eat your vegetables, am i missing an eyebrow, moar cowbell, food

"Our death ray doesn't seem to be working right. I'm standing right in it, and I'm not dead yet."

dragonblink Jul 10, 2011 22:43

So tell me, people:

What's your favorite color?

Surprisingly, not a Monty Python reference.

wtf is blinkie on about, it's full of stars, pretty much nothing, team rocket, gazebo, all my entries begin with the word so, margravine, ask the internet

"Is there a patron saint of ballistics gel?"

dragonblink Jul 10, 2011 00:58

Instead of a YouTube video, tonight I give you a link.

Click the link.

CLICK IT.

Once you've recovered from your cute-coma, you'll thank me.

omnomnom, oh hell yes, it's full of stars, the cute it burns, can't look away, blinkiechu i choose you, the internets, holy awesome batman

"Not only do we get to short out a battery, but we get to do it in a gasoline-rich environment!"

dragonblink Jul 09, 2011 00:43

So tonight Teh GF and I were having dinner at our favorite Thai place, and the waitress heard GF mention that we were going to hit Starbucks afterwards. "Oh, you like Starbucks huh?" she said. We told her that we go there all the time (what can I say, I'm an addict), and a brief conversation followed about everyone's favorite drinks*It's funny, ( Read more... )

all is vanity, blinkie is old, the caffeine must flow, decaf is a harsh mistress, effluvia, its all about me, gazebo, moar cowbell, all my entries begin with the word so, fuck yeah cinnamon

"Incidentally, you have a dime up your nose." "I wish! It's a nickel."

dragonblink Jul 07, 2011 21:31

So tonight, while CNN, Fox, MSNBC et al were going over the Casey Anthony case for the four hundredth time, a gunman who had just killed 7 people in a shooting spree was holding hostages inside a house in Grand Rapids, Michigan. No attractive white girls who were easy to declare morally bankrupt were involved, so the national news media absolutely ( Read more... )

"You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep."

dragonblink Jul 06, 2011 22:01

In case you noticed I didn't post last night, this is why.

( The explanation. )

whine and cheese, am i missing an eyebrow, night of the living blinkie, fucking ow, wstfgl, its all about me

"I don't know if you're waves or particles, but you go down smooth!"

dragonblink Jul 04, 2011 22:36

Another string-related entry!

Since I'm still pondering what to do with the pretty string I was talking about in my last entry, I decided to try out a mitten pattern that looked neat, since I had some bulky yarn left over from making my dad a sweater ( Read more... )

wtf is blinkie on about, blinkiefail, ix the hermit, yarn all up in this bitch, string, pretty much nothing

"Ants are all over my head, man!"

dragonblink Jul 03, 2011 23:54

So my family met Teh GF's mom today. Everyone got along pretty nicely. To my relief, the two subjects I felt would lead to heated conversation (religion and grandkids) didn't really come up ( Read more... )

blinkie is old, the caffeine must flow, eat your vegetables, food, my girlfriend thinks my tags are sad, ix the hermit, wstfgl, all my entries begin with the word so, margravine