Dear Budweiser,

[dragoncub]

Your claim to have "the freshest beer" concerns me. Beer cannot be fresh. You see, there's a whole process called fermentation that must occur before it becomes beer. This means things eat other things, produce alcohol, and die. (I'm trying to put this as simply as I can so you understand.) This takes awhile. (As in, days. That means it's not fresh

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[piercemedeadly]

Are you anti beer?