...er...let's not answer that, shall we? You must be very, very bored. Ee!
"A phantom who lives in a cave Is often found to rant and rave. He shattered some glass, And shook his hot ass, Til he was foiled by that fashionable knave."
"A phantom who lives in a cave Is often found to rant and rave. He shattered some glass, And shook his hot ass, Til he was foiled by that fashionable knave."
Er. As sad and wrong (wrong as in 'too many syllables') as they are...
There once was a Hobbit named Merry Who acted a lot like a fairy He fucked his best friend And held 'til the end That he was really going to marry
There once was a doctor named Foreman Who wanted to become a shaman After one week with House (Who was really a louse) He ran screaming to the headwoman
There once was a paranoid Fed Who just wasn't right in the head He worked the X-Files And was all smiles Until Krycek shot him in his... other head
There once was a guy named Jimmy Who worked with a shout and a shimmy Until Ducky came back And found him talking smack About a dead body called Kimmy
There once was a Colonel named Jack Who liked to give Daniel a smack Until the day Daniel went away And wouldn't ever come back
There once was a man named Sam Who smiled for the hidden cam While he screwed his best friend In the Oval Office (the left end) And then sent a copy to his fam
Er. That was actually fun, as unrhym-y as those are. Huh.
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...er...let's not answer that, shall we? You must be very, very bored. Ee!
"A phantom who lives in a cave
Is often found to rant and rave.
He shattered some glass,
And shook his hot ass,
Til he was foiled by that fashionable knave."
*dies laughing*
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I'm glad I could entertain you for all of 30 seconds, hehhe. Twas most fun to think up. I should do some more, they're rather addictive.
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Is often found to rant and rave.
He shattered some glass,
And shook his hot ass,
Til he was foiled by that fashionable knave."
LOL
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There once was a Hobbit named Merry
Who acted a lot like a fairy
He fucked his best friend
And held 'til the end
That he was really going to marry
There once was a doctor named Foreman
Who wanted to become a shaman
After one week with House
(Who was really a louse)
He ran screaming to the headwoman
There once was a paranoid Fed
Who just wasn't right in the head
He worked the X-Files
And was all smiles
Until Krycek shot him in his... other head
There once was a guy named Jimmy
Who worked with a shout and a shimmy
Until Ducky came back
And found him talking smack
About a dead body called Kimmy
There once was a Colonel named Jack
Who liked to give Daniel a smack
Until the day
Daniel went away
And wouldn't ever come back
There once was a man named Sam
Who smiled for the hidden cam
While he screwed his best friend
In the Oval Office (the left end)
And then sent a copy to his fam
Er. That was actually fun, as unrhym-y as those are. Huh.
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*sekritly dies laughing*
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