Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.

What do attorneys use for birth control ( Read more... )

Put an x to the things you've done, and then send it on to everyone as well as the person who sent it... erase the persons X's that sent it to u and put your own.....have fun! You'd be surprised at what people check mark ( Read more... )

I just wanted to thank Mettman and my Amy especially for totally being there for me when I needed you the most this summer. Amy, I miss you tons, and I can't wait til we see each other this fall!

Hugs and Kisses to everyone!

OMG, I am sooo freaking in love with Switzerland. Spa bath, tap water... from the Swiss freakin Alps, Crazy awesome (tho also expensive) chocolate, and the nicest little French speaking (we're in Champery right now) people ever! I'm gonna be on again 2moro at 9:30 (2:30 ur time), so if ur up late, I'll tell u more. Send ur addresses, please if u ( Read more... )

Yes, thank God, it's finally over. After playing 12 hours Wednesday, 13 hours Thursday, and 8 hours today, it's over. What am I left with? Bruised fingers and feet, major back problems, and an incredibly long/hard/exposed cello solo to learn before I leave on Sunday. Oh yeah, and all my packing... including my cello ( Read more... )

For the record: Mail sucks major ass ( Read more... )

I'm trying to sort out dress code appropriate clothes, so that I know how much I need to buy for the trip. Lets just say that I'm gonna be doing A LOT of last minute shopping... and maybe Gap wasn't the best place for doing it!

I cooked bacon and eggs today. My eggs are way better than any I've ever tasted, but then again, that's all I've ever really known how to make since I learned it when I was eight, so there's really no surprise there. My bacon on the other hand (did you know it comes all pink and raw and yucky looking in the package?) was really shriveled up and ( Read more... )

One week, one day and I'll be over 3,000 miles away!

I just hope I get a nice little visit from the painters... before I have to spend my few days in England with major cramps and crazy mood swings!